I tell my kids all the time that if they act up, the black man will get 'em!
That's fucked up, but funny!
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That's fucked up, but funny!
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Actually, I've been working very hard not to be racist.
a black guy i know used to tell his kids "big head" was going to get them.
The little kid saying fighting is bad then he gets kicked in the head was funny.
I did like the ending.
Love it!
David Blaine practices Kung Fu on babies?Fuck the kids.
And then he eats their souls and rainbow kisses Fiona Apple.
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awwwww
what zee fack
I tell my kids all the time that if they act up, the black man will get 'em!
frighteningly enough, my friend and I told his little sister that if she was loud, the hebrews/negroes in the closet would come get her.
we were playing videogames or music or something to that extent, at the time, and she kept coming into the room and bothering us, so we said the hebrews, closet, get you, etc thing and she left.
later, he and i were watching tv and she was taking a nap. he got up, used the restroom and she came out looking for him, she went into his room, and moments later ran out screaming "the hebrews are gonna get me!"
my friends mom was home from work by this time, which made it all the better/worse
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That poor kid is gonna be so fucked up when she gets to public school.
we teach her racial slurs and stuff (sometimes directly, sometimes indirectly), and she can tell when we're using them, or even obscure curse words.
We also taught her to quote the merchant from resident evil 4.
What're ya buyin?
What're ya sellin?
I'll buy it at a high price.
etc
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I'm trying very hard to not to instill my racist views in my children. I'll let them figure out who to dispose on their own.
Thing is, its not as if Im even racist.
Most of the words are humorous.
Negro.
I mean come on, that shit was hilarious when I was fourteen.
Most of the words are humorous.
Negro.
I mean come on, that shit was hilarious when I was fourteen.
My uncle used to tell us that a big retarded black man named Toothless Joe roamed the woods by our lakehouses and would decorate sacred parts of the woods where he ate a victims bodies with bones. One week before a couple of friends of mine came to stay with us during the summer my other friend and I gathered old cow and other animal bones and made a ritual site in a dense area by the lake. When they got there he went into the woods before I took my friends out and poured some fresh rabbit blood from a couple my Dad had bagged that morning on the ground and a pile of bones. We came to a clearing and my friends saw bones lashed in X patterns hanging from trees, and skulls of deer, coyote's, snakes and cattle on sticks around a small circle of stones from the nearby creek....the blood glistened in the sunshine that weaved it's way through the trees above. Then Jake my other friend who was hiding back in the denser part of the woods started yelling and shaking the saplings and rustling the brush. I said "I think it's Toothless Joe" and my friends both screamed like girls and took off through the briars and mesquite.....they both ended up getting lost, so Jake and I had to search for them on our dirtbikes. We found tem almost 2 miles up the lake shore. They thought they had walked the 20 miles around to the other side of the lake but had instead walked in circles most of the time....
