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http://guyism.com/weird-news/dog-owner-returns-kennel-find-pet-inside-python.html

Dog owner returns to kennel to find her pet inside a python

A pet owner in Caniaba, near Lismore, Australia, wanted to take her pet dog for a walk. Unfortunately, he was busy on a lunch date, inside a python.

The dog?s owner approached the kennel to let her Chihuahua-Maltese cross off its chain and found a 50-year-old carpet python in the kennel with a large bulge in its body and the dog?s chain hanging from its mouth.

More from the Sydney Morning Herald:


Volunteers from the Wildlife Information Rescue and Education Service (WIRES) were called to the home in Caniaba, near Lismore, on Thursday morning and arrived to find the 2.5-metre snake still lying in the kennel.

WIRES Northern Rivers secretary Sue Ulyatt said the volunteers cut the chain and observed the python, which is about 50 years old, for 24 hours to see if it would regurgitate the chain.

However, when it didn?t, the python was taken to Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary, where it would be examined by a veterinarian to see if it would require surgery.

Wildlife officials speculate that the python strangled the dog before swallowing it whole and estimated such a meal would sustain a python for about a month. Which has to be great for snakes on a tight budget.
 
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http://laughingsquid.com/artist-add...s-and-vehicles-to-old-thrift-store-paintings/

Artist Dave Vancook has added a collection of Star Wars characters and vehicles to old paintings that he finds at thrift stores. You can view more of his improved paintings on Facebook.

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http://laughingsquid.com/incredible-lifeforms-that-are-now-extinct/

The Brain Scoop host Emily Graslie guest hosts on Mental Floss to discuss a series of critters that are no longer around in “21 Mind-Blowing Now-Extinct Lifeforms”. For example, Graslie talks about eurypterids, often known as “sea scorpions,” some of which could reach up to eight feet in length.

 
http://guyism.com/humor/april-fools-day-pranks-jokes-gags-tricks.html

50 easy April Fool’s Day pranks to play on your friends

April Fool’s Day is one of the best days of the year. On no other day are you “legally” allowed to play jokes and pranks on your friends, family and co-workers and have a built-in excuse. Some people will go to great lengths to pull off elaborate gags on those around them but sometimes it’s just as fun to play smaller, simpler pranks on as many people as possible throughout the day. That’s where we come in. Here are 50 pranks you can play on people with very little effort, yet still reap much joy out of the end results. (And be sure to add your own great April Fool’s Day gags in the comments so we have even more ideas!)

50. Borrow someone’s cell phone and change the language setting to a foreign language.
49. Change the language for Google on someone’s computer.
48. Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
47. Swap the signs on the men’s and ladies’ rest rooms.
46. Hide scented air fresheners all over someone’s office.
45. Add food coloring to milk that comes in a cardboard container.
44. Add food coloring to the windshield washer fluid of someone’s car.
43. Switch around random keys on someone’s keyboard who isn’t a very good typist.
42. Switch the Push and Pull signs on a set of doors.
41. Hide food in a trash can and when someone comes by grab some and eat it.
40. Replace Oreo cream-filling with toothpaste and offer one to someone.
39. Dip the tips of someone’s cigarettes in Orajel so their lips will go numb.
38. Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.
37. Cup some water in your hand and pretend to sneeze on the back of someone’s head.
36. Take something from someone’s office and leave them a ransom note.
35. Add several odd appointments with alarms set to go off during the day to a co-worker’s Outlook calendar.
34. Hide all of the desktop icons on someone’s computer and replace the monitor’s wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
33. Put a “Please Use Other Door” sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
32. Put a balloon on the tailpipe of a someone’s car so it will pop when they start their car.
31. Glue the headset of someone’s phone down to the cradle.
30. Take the door knob off a door and put it back on backwards, then lock it and leave the door open.
29. Put plastic wrap around the door frame of a commonly used door.
28. Cover a toilet seat with plastic wrap.
27. Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
26. Leave a note on someone’s car apologizing for an accident that never actually happened.
25. Glue all the eggs into the carton.
24. Hard boil all the eggs in the carton and place them back in the refrigerator.
23. Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won’t suds up.
22. Turn every setting in someone’s car to the maximum: the heat, the radio, the wipers, the seats, etc.
21. Place a small piece of Post-it note over the ball under someone’s computer mouse so that it won’t work.
20. Switch the handles on the refrigerator to the side that doesn’t open.
19. Conference call two people then don’t say anything, just listen.
18. Place a ‘house for sale’ ad in the newspaper for someone’s home.
17. Paint the tips of someone’s pen and pencil with clear nail polish so none of them work.
16. Hide a small radio in the ceiling tiles above someone’s desk and turn it on very softly.
15. Fill someone’s hair-dryer with baby powder.
14. Put marbles in the hubcaps of someone’s car.
13. Leave cryptic notes warning someone of an impending prank then do nothing all day.
12. Rubber band the sprayer on the kitchen sink into the “on” position.
11. Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
10. Pour vegetable oil on the exhaust of someone’s car so it will smoke when started up.
9. Hide an alarm clock in someone’s bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
8. Remove the shower head and place a Lifesavers candy in it, then put the head back on.
7. Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
6. Rearrange somebody’s drawers or file cabinets in a different order.
5. Tape magnets to the bottom of a cup, put it on the roof of your car and drive around.
4. Put food coloring in the hand soap dispenser.
3. Put an ad in the paper for a garage sale at someone’s house beginning at 6 a.m.
2. Buy some underwear, write a co-worker’s name in them, then leave them on the floor of the office bathroom.
1. Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone’s computer.
 
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Taiwanese Artist Creates an Amazing Full-Size Iron Man Suit Out of Cardboard

20-year-old Taiwanese artist Xhongkai Xiang has created an amazing full-size Iron Man suit out of cardboard. It took him an entire year to build the highly detailed suit. You can view more photos of his work on the Stan Winston School of Character Arts blog.

 
http://guyism.com/lifestyle/backyard-turned-into-resort.html

Father and son have the ugliest backyard on the block — what they do to it is nothing short of amazing



Back in 2011, Reddit user VonBubenberg and his old man made the commitment to transform their horrendous backyard into a mini-resort.

The father and son aren’t exactly HGTV cast offs. They had zero experience in backyard design, pool installation or landscaping. Dad works in IT and VonBubenberg goes to school for business.

VonBubenberg took pictures of every step of the way and the backyard transformation is astounding.

The project took over a year but was well worth the time and effort.

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http://laughingsquid.com/queen-mary-2-captain-posing-atop-the-ships-bulbous-bow/

Captain Kevin Oprey may look like he’s standing on water in front of the Queen Mary 2 in these photos, but he’s actually perched atop the ship’s bulbous bow, a bulb-shaped design feature on the front of the ship that reduces drag. The photos were taken recently near Bali by photographer James Morgan for the ship’s operator, Cunard Line.

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http://laughingsquid.com/the-byzant...intings-of-modern-day-pop-culture-characters/

Athens, Greece-based artist Fotis Varthis has created The Byzantine Series, a collection of historic Byzantine-style paintings of modern-day pop culture characters. You can view more paintings from his series on Behance.


Byzantine painting is a language as any kind of art and it doesn’t necessarily express a religious statement. For me this concept of illustrating known -fantasy- characters in Byzantine way began as a mistake when I was trying to draw a prophet and the face reminded me of Saruman! Then I thought that it would be fun to try to depict a variety of characters in that way and I will continue this project as long as it goes. Nothing to do with Orthodoxy or any other religion though.

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http://guyism.com/weird-news/angelina-jolie-lookalike-knifepoint.html

Woman claiming to look like Angelina Jolie forces cabbie to have sex at knifepoint

A woman claiming to look like Angelina Jolie is being charged with forcing a cabbie to have sex with her at knife point.

Luminita Perijoc, 31, reportedly pounced on Nicolae Stan after he delivered wine to her apartment in Tulcea, eastern Romania, back in 2012. She forced the guy to go down on her and then got pissed that his sexual prowess wasn’t that of a porn star.


The woman pulled a 4-inch blade on the shocked cabbie and forced him to undress. He then performed oral sex and had intercourse with Perijoc at knife point. Things turned foul for Stan when he was unable to perform a third time. Perijoc took her knife and stabbed the taxi driver six times before he managed to escape and lock himself in the bedroom.

A third time! I’m not sure what’s more unfair — the fact she wanted him to go three times or that she’s passing herself off as an Angelina lookalike.

A Romanian court found her guilty this week. They tossed her a four-year suspended sentence. She claimed in court that she’d been taking strong medication at the time of the attack.

Stan feels she got off easy. In an interview with a Romanian news agency Stan said he had “been given a life sentence because of the teasing he’s endured since the attack.

“It is terrible. I am now a local celebrity, everyone is talking about me. They don’t understand why I refused her, but they do not know what it is like to have a mad woman yelling at you at knife point.”

Noted.
 
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Aerial Photography by Klaus Leidorf That Captures Germany’s Beauty From Above

Since 1989, German photographer Klaus Leidorf has been taking aerial shots of his homeland through the window of a Cessna 172 Skyhawk single-engine aircraft. The result is a rich collection of Deutschland’s natural and manmade landscapes. You can find a collection of the work dating back to 2006 over on Leidorf’s Flickr page.

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http://laughingsquid.com/kinetic-east-a-time-lapse-tour-of-southeast-scotland/

‘Kinetic East’, A Time-Lapse Tour of Southeast Scotland

Produced in 2013 by Edinburgh-based filmmaker and lecturer Walid Salhab, “Kinetic East” is a short video featuring some stunning time-lapse shots of southeastern Scotland. Shot during the summertime, the video offers views of the areas beaches, harbors and nature reserves.


East Lothian has some of the most stunning beaches and beautiful scenery in Scotland. In celebration of the long-awaited beautiful summer, Walid wanted to capture and share some of his favourite coastal spots in East Lothian, as well as some of the hidden treasures that are on offer in Scotland’s south east.
 
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