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the new lifters that put cologne on in the gym and fix their hair
seriously makes me crazy


I would have to agree. I feel like telling them to stop wasting their money, and just join match.com to find a date; because your wasting your time here you stupid fuck.
 
the new lifters that put cologne on in the gym and fix their hair
seriously makes me crazy

You mean guys like this?
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just fucking like that, i live in jersey and gotta deal with that shit all day..all of them coming in and lifting with 5 fucking people. seriously you need three people to spot you with your 60 pound dumbells on the incline.
 
theres this guy that comes into my gym kinda bigish wears the same outfit every time he goes and smells like his dogs shit & pissed all over his clothes. you can smell him from 50ft away no joke.
 
just fucking like that, i live in jersey and gotta deal with that shit all day..all of them coming in and lifting with 5 fucking people. seriously you need three people to spot you with your 60 pound dumbells on the incline.

The arabs do that at my gym. Only it's with a 30 lb barbell doing curls. I'm waiting for one of them to really load up the leg press with as much as it'll hold and watch their legs get turned into kindling. I just hope I'm there to see it.
 
All the old guys in the locker room that walk around nude .


trust me the women in a locker room are worse than the guys and stop talking when someone like me comes in...i say good morning and they turn their heads? so when i come out of the shower i strut my jersey shore ass rt pass them just in g strings they couldnt wear as a wrist band and get a lok u would die for...i know its mean but they're annoying
 
Just put the GD weights back!
 
1. People doing giant sets occupying multiple equipment and not allowing anyone else to work in because they are "still using it"
2. Not racking weight. Nothing like putting 900lbs off the leg press
3. Flexing in the mirror
 
1. People doing giant sets occupying multiple equipment and not allowing anyone else to work in because they are "still using it"...

I hear that.

Last night there was a guy using the bench press bench, the incline bench, was working in dumbbell flys, with a trip to the pec deck to finish his circuit. On the other hand I had no reason to be too aggro'd since I had enough other shit to accomplish that his discourtesy didn't set me back much, and after all I got my db stuff done by the time he set up camp right in front of the db rack to do curls. Probably just his spikey-gelled, blonde-highlighted, hair that made it seem so annoying.:D
 
1 - People who stare for no reason..,
2 - The "B & C guys" (biceps and chest) who take up all the space...
3 - Chicks who have a rocking body wearing tight clothes. Not so much an annoyance, but it's hard to focus when you got T & A in front of you and all you wanna do is smash it :ohyeah:

Luckily I broke down and made my own home gym from various sales off of Craigslist.

I love chicks with rockin body's, it gets in my head that they are all staring at me while I lift and I don't want to be a bitch and not push the weight. All the i'm a pretty ugly dude lol, and there probably laughing, but hey its my motivation.

1. At one of the gyms I go to the front of the dumb bell on the 65 was torn off so I didn't notice it was it when I went for the 55lb (65 was in the 55 place) went to go preacher curl it and was pissed off I only got 4 reps and noticed the dumb fuck next to me racked it. I went up to him and looked at him then pulled all the weight off the rack and put it in the right spot and just told him man don't you hate it when people fuck up the weights.

2. When you have to take off a 10, 25, 5, 35lb plate just to get to the 45's cause there not organized.

3. horrible form (guys db curling 100's that are weaker then me, or swinging 100's for front raises)

4. Partial squaters that rake the shit of of the bar with all the 45's and just do sissy squats or calve raises.

5. people who take long breaks on the cables

6. guys who look like they should be casted for jersey shore.
 
I recently had to change my training hour from 3am to evenings and the whole atmosphere changed.

Tons of kids, barely anyone that lifts seriously. I'm very annoyed of these kids just wandering around the gym training biceps, pull ups and bench.
 
1. people talking loud on their cell phones
2. going to get on a piece of equip and some idiot says he is using that because he is going back and forth amongst three different machines
3.people doing that p90x crap in the way of my weights, do your p90x at home isnt that why they say its so great you dont need a gym
 
I wish I had them time to worry about what others do in the gym like you fucktards :winkfinger:
 
ive got a good one for ya..
a) bastards that take 3-4 stations and get upset because you think no one is using that satation..(they want to make you look like a dumb ass)
b)idiots using cell phone(better yet, hold the phone with shoulders)
c)walk right infront of you as your doing power moves...
d)groupies that wear the same clothing???:hmmm:
 
3 things I hate:
- Small people in my way when i want to use a machine, especially when they are just in the damn way. I don't mind if they are putting in work, but some people just need to get out the gym.
- People holding conversations when im trying to lift, or trying to talk too much to me. Especially WHILE I am lifting. Shutup. And yes i will tell you to shutup
- Perfume / Cologne, and style contests. You are in the gym to get jacked not to model.

3 things people bitch about that i could care less about
- Racking weights. Hell, it takes two seconds to load / unload / or pick up a plate.
- People who yell or grunt. Hell aggression is healthy, at least in the gym. Granted if you are grunting while benching 225 I might get annoyed
- i can't think of a third right now
 
I recently had to change my training hour from 3am to evenings and the whole atmosphere changed.

Tons of kids, barely anyone that lifts seriously. I'm very annoyed of these kids just wandering around the gym training biceps, pull ups and bench.
blame the jersey shore showConsensual Sex
 
- People who yell or grunt. Hell aggression is healthy, at least in the gym. Granted if you are grunting while benching 225 I might get annoyed


:flipoff: Piss off, I'm old and had shoulder surgery.
 
hahaha old people are excused I guess :)
 
Funny posts here..

I too have seen the guy who looks at his phone for 10 min between sets of light squats.

Girl on her cell phone just going through the motions. Why even bother??

Curling in the squat rack. If you???re not curling more than 120lbs then use one of the fixed barbells! Your really gonna stand there in the rack and curl 65lbs???

Slamming down the DB???s??? just because you though down those 80???s doesn???t make them look any heavier bro.
 
Been keeping up with this thread and thinking how lucky I am in my gym.................UNTIL some blown out douchebag started doing P90X on his bright pink yoga mat to his 17 inch overhyped HP Dr. Dre laptop.....all while cleverly placed dead in front of the dumbell racks and accompanying mirrors. Guy was a fricking walking/talking infomercial junkie.

It was squat night for me, but I swear I tried to get it on my phone. By the time I got back out to the floor--he was rolling up his pink mat and the sweet beats had subsided. It was frickin lame.

I found out he just joined (New Years rush I am sure) so I figure I have about another 09 days to film it b4 he is gone back to the couch.
 
I go to 24 fitness and I was wondering why Thees guys sit on the swim boards in the steam room are they afraid some bacteria is going to crawl up their pussies or what!
 
yesterday this d-bag comes into the locker room put his crap next to mine, even though there is a locker room full of empty lockers, pushes my stuff out of HIS way drops his panties then kicks them up and catches them with his hand almost hitting me in the head with said panties. almost lost it. TODAY same d-bag comes into gym where im sitting puts his stuff down next to bench where in lifting then when im done with said lift, doesnt ask, just sits down and starts lifting-struggeling through- the weight i was using then when done pushes my straps out of HIS way and starts doing some other kind of weird routine. i swear i had to talk myself out of hurling the 130 dbs at his pussy head.
So i cool off after a while and go to talk to my buddy that runs the place and who is behind the counter making himself a shake???? none other than the d-bag that i almost threw the weights at. seems hes one of the new employees they just hired!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
i swear im going to beat this kids ass
 
We have several, but one specific FT (fuck tard) at our gym is always staring, walks around from machine to machine not really doing much and loves to steel my machine. I super set a lot, so I go from machine to machine. Our gym is usually not crowed, so it's not like I am hogging the equipment. He is just an FT. Nuff said :D

Oh or the stupid FD's that talk on their cell phone the whole time covered in jewelry. Really? Go the FUC* away.
 
Friend of mine had a Bally's membership and I went as a guest once. Once. We got there and there were a few naked dudes wandering around the locker room, just walking up and down the rows. Did my workout and went into the locker room and the SAME dudes were still naked and still cruising the rows, nearly an hour later. That was my last trip there.


lol
 
We have several, but one specific FT (fuck tard) at our gym is always staring, walks around from machine to machine not really doing much and loves to steel my machine. I super set a lot, so I go from machine to machine. Our gym is usually not crowed, so it's not like I am hogging the equipment. He is just an FT. Nuff said :D

I got $20 that says his name is Robert Dimaggio. ;)
 
i can't stand 5'6" over 20% BF fuck tards that refuse to grab anything lower than a 50 lb db and proceed to load every single bicep and shoulder movement from their hips down. jesus christ, if you can't move the fucking weight, you only look retarded hopping up and down with it.

people who are on their toes at the bottom of their almost a half squat. just get your fucking lower back injury and go home already.

douchebags that post on forums that younger, smaller guys should come ask them for advice/assitance, then proceed to inflate each other at the waist talking shit about people using 225 lb bars and 80 lb dbs and grunting. that is the reason that no one asks you for anything. because you're a condescending douchebag.
 
Poor form? I don't care, doesn't affect me.
Posing and flexing? Same, doesn't affect me.
Grunting (within reason), again same, doesn't affect me.

But not putting weights away, in the right place? Pisses me off. I like to ask if they live at home with their mother, still. Because it seems like they expect *someone else* to clean up after them.

Standing *right* in front of the dumbbell rack? I will definitely need whichever weight is directly in front of them at that very second, so I will simply say excuse me, while interrupting their exercise by reaching or walking right in front of them. They learn quick.

If someone's curling in the squat rack when I want to do squats, I just put a bar on it and start loading it up. "I'm using this" gets a "you're squatting? Or you can't pick up that curl bar from the floor?" and a stare, daring them to dispute.

Naked in the locker room? Ok, I can understand disliking others' waltzing around for 10 minutes, but what's the big deal about taking off your sweaty shorts, picking up a towel and walking to the showers? Sorry, but I'm not wrapping a clean towel around my sweaty ass on the way TO the shower. Don't like my junk? Don't look at it. Wassamatter, CAN'T HELP YOURSELF FROM LOOKING?

Oh and the prissy fuckwits that wear their underwear to the shower, and take it off in there and fucking hang it somewhere that other people might use... or worse they forget their fucking underwear in the showers....

What the hell is wrong with people these days? I mean, I'm old, and back in my day in high school and college you just expected nakedness in a locker room and showers. But these days it's like it's a mortal sin if anyone other than mommy might see your junk. Same damned rules for the locker room as the urinal, just don't look. Now get off my lawn :-)
 
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