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Fetusaurus Rex
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- Age
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- In a van, down by the river...
"Your spelling is almost as bad as my inability to stop stealing cars."
"holla mazel tov"
AT LEAST SOMETHING USEFUL CAME OUT OF HIS EXPERIMENT!!!
"awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ? no i didnt its all a matter of respect but ok i guess thats how you were raised lol but hey i was raised a little more different from you i atleast know how to treat someone respectful but i can see you dont"
"awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ? no i didnt its all a matter of respect but ok i guess thats how you were raised lol but hey i was raised a little more different from you i atleast know how to treat someone respectful but i can see you dont"
sandwiches.
lol wat dat mean
what do you mean? they's delicious! I want one right now!
is this crono
now.
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hahah yea I cracked up at that, so pathetic and funny
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Message he sent me:
u like my new pic?
My response:
ya dawg, i jus fuckin busted 1 out.
gotz me so hard thurr
hoffa
Him:
thnax.
Me:
so wut r u wearin?
Him:
right now im in my under wear and u?
Me:
i b wearin only panties right now hurr
Him:
sounds good! what kind?
Me:
You're a cop.
Him:
no im not a cop. y would i be a cop. r u a cop?
Me:
Yes. Yes I am.
Him:
r u for real? dont play with me please.
Me:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.
Him:
dont keep playin wit me. u cant be a cop, the stuff just doesnt add up.
Me:
Why u say dat? U sayin a cop cant be black? Dats racest.
Him:
thats not wat i mean...lol
Me:
I can fit my fist in my ass.
This guy read my message and then immediately sent me a Myspace IM request to which I declined.
Him:
hey sexy...so wat uve been up to?
Me:
I'M A COP!
Him:
f u dont wanna tlk to me thats all u got to say but dont keep lyin.
Me:
I'm dead serious.
Him:
okay then. wat r u doin on here then. r u catchin child predators?
Me:
Yes.
Him:
so how r things comin along?
Me:
I want to touch your manhood.
Him:
dont play wit me. r u really a cop tho?
Me:
YES. JESUS. Now where can we meet? I want to suck you off so bad.
Him:
we cant meet b/c im on the east coast and ur on the west. plus ur a cop. you'll lock me up.
Me:
I can fly out dere.
Him:
would u really travel that far just to do that?
Me:
mos def, son. mos def
Him:
i think thats a little much dont u? y cant we just be myspace buddies?
Me:
cuz we cant fuck ova mysapce, yo
Him:
but we can tlk. dont u like to tlk.
Me:
I'M A COP!
u like my new pic?
My response:
ya dawg, i jus fuckin busted 1 out.
gotz me so hard thurr
hoffa
Him:
thnax.
Me:
so wut r u wearin?
Him:
right now im in my under wear and u?
Me:
i b wearin only panties right now hurr
Him:
sounds good! what kind?
Me:
You're a cop.
Him:
no im not a cop. y would i be a cop. r u a cop?
Me:
Yes. Yes I am.
Him:
r u for real? dont play with me please.
Me:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.
Him:
dont keep playin wit me. u cant be a cop, the stuff just doesnt add up.
Me:
Why u say dat? U sayin a cop cant be black? Dats racest.
Him:
thats not wat i mean...lol
Me:
I can fit my fist in my ass.
This guy read my message and then immediately sent me a Myspace IM request to which I declined.
Him:
hey sexy...so wat uve been up to?
Me:
I'M A COP!
Him:
f u dont wanna tlk to me thats all u got to say but dont keep lyin.
Me:
I'm dead serious.
Him:
okay then. wat r u doin on here then. r u catchin child predators?
Me:
Yes.
Him:
so how r things comin along?
Me:
I want to touch your manhood.
Him:
dont play wit me. r u really a cop tho?
Me:
YES. JESUS. Now where can we meet? I want to suck you off so bad.
Him:
we cant meet b/c im on the east coast and ur on the west. plus ur a cop. you'll lock me up.
Me:
I can fly out dere.
Him:
would u really travel that far just to do that?
Me:
mos def, son. mos def
Him:
i think thats a little much dont u? y cant we just be myspace buddies?
Me:
cuz we cant fuck ova mysapce, yo
Him:
but we can tlk. dont u like to tlk.
Me:
I'M A COP!
I can't quit reading this, it's goddamn brilliant.
Message she sent me:
hey whats up
My response:
Your cholesterol.
Her:
so what you doing
Me:
nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturez
Her:
ooo so whats your name??
Me:
Chuggs. What r u wearin gurl?
Her:
im not at home so i am wearin pants and a top
Me:
hawt!
Her:
you are mad sexy
Me:
thanx gurl. u wanna touch mah dick?
Her:
ya baby
Me:
touch it. it wont bite gurl.
Her:
lol i wish i could
Me:
i'll shove mah fist in yo cunt
She didn't write back, so I wrote her another message after a day or so.
Me:
C'mon jiggles, let's party!
Her:
Yes, that was a blank response she sent me. I responded by doing the same...
Me:
Her:
hey baby whats up
Me:
Your cholesterol.
Doesn't she realize we've had this conversation before?
Her:
so what you doing
Me:
Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing?
hey whats up
My response:
Your cholesterol.
Her:
so what you doing
Me:
nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturez
Her:
ooo so whats your name??
Me:
Chuggs. What r u wearin gurl?
Her:
im not at home so i am wearin pants and a top
Me:
hawt!
Her:
you are mad sexy
Me:
thanx gurl. u wanna touch mah dick?
Her:
ya baby
Me:
touch it. it wont bite gurl.
Her:
lol i wish i could
Me:
i'll shove mah fist in yo cunt
She didn't write back, so I wrote her another message after a day or so.
Me:
C'mon jiggles, let's party!
Her:
Yes, that was a blank response she sent me. I responded by doing the same...
Me:
Her:
hey baby whats up
Me:
Your cholesterol.
Doesn't she realize we've had this conversation before?
Her:
so what you doing
Me:
Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing?
Fetusaurus Rex
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Some of these a great.
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I love it when he ends a conversation with
"hollacaust:
bahahah
"hollacaust:
bahahah
Fetusaurus Rex
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this one had me rolling!
Pazazzle-zazzle!
hahah the complete randomness of that just sprung on me and I couldnt stop laughing
Me:
Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick.
Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick.
629RWHPstang
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wow to fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
