Halloween Costumes!

[MyK]

alright! anyone have any good Ideas! I have a girl bugging me to come up with some ideas for us. I thought suicde bombers would be pretty funny and easy to do, but she said no! so any Ideas?????????

 

[DOMS]

You can't go wrong with A Clockwork Orange.

 

[MyK]

oh you could go very wrong dressing like that!

 

[Minotaur]

Wear a tool belt with a hammer. When someone asks what you are, take a quarter out of your pocket, hit it with the hammer, and say you are a Quarter Pounder.

 

[Doublebase]

Dude, my girlfriend wants her and I to go as Justin Timberlake and Britney spears. so gay. You could do natural born killers.

 

[DOMS]

Wear a tool belt with a hammer. When someone asks what you are, take a quarter out of your pocket, hit it with the hammer, and say you are a Quarter Pounder.

Please, please tell me someone put a gun to your head and forced you to write that...

 

[DOMS]

...and then explain to me why you didn't take one for the team.

 

[MyK]

Dude, my girlfriend wants her and I to go as Justin Timberlake and Britney spears. so gay. You could do natural born killers.

DO NOT DO THAT!!!!!!!! that would be cool, but Im not shaving my head for halloween

 

[Minotaur]

Please, please tell me someone put a gun to your head and forced you to write that...

I found it on a Halloween costumes website.

I didn't post the other one they suggested. Ready?

Really ready?

Here goes...

Dress all in pink, carry a feather with you and say you are "Tickled Pink".

 

[DOMS]

I wasn't ready...

 

[cheesegrater]

i'm probably gonna do the Axl Rose kilt, do rag thing......dressed up as Slash a few times, always gets good reviews, dressed up as white trash hitler last year, no one knew what the hell was going on, dressed up as a flasher one year, but was too chicken to not wear undies....

 

[ihateschoolmt]

My friends last year when as a child molester and a terrist. This year we are going as crack whores. We were going to go as retards, but changed our minds.

 

[MyK]

My friends last year when as a child molester and a terrist. This year we are going as crack whores. We were going to go as retards, but changed our minds.

I could just see three guys showing up to a party dressed and acting like retards, I d laugh my ass off, but your bound to offened someone!

last year my friend stole some old suits, real funky 1970 era, from his lawyer uncle, so we went as 1970 lawyers. I ended up with a hot nurse, it was pretty sweet. the trick is you have to be something fun and look good at the same time!!!

 

[cheesegrater]

i was going to go as a pedophile last year to this party....even went online and got this 14 year old girl to agree to go with me......didn't pan out tho....probably a good thing......would the parents agree with the subtle humor of the costume or not?

 

[Shae]

Hey, get a shirt that says...

 

[BigDyl]

Last month's thread called.... which i started by the way.


Anyways I'm going to a costume party, and I'm going to be the Urban Ninja. I found an authetica ninja costume, not bs ebay costume, it has the boots and everything.

 

[MyK]

Last month's thread called.... which i started by the way.


Anyways I'm going to a costume party, and I'm going to be the Urban Ninja. I found an authetica ninja costume, not bs ebay costume, it has the boots and everything.

wow, boots and everything, your sooo lucky!

 

[min0 lee]

Try this costume MYK

 

[min0 lee]

Look at his nipples.....so round....so stiff..

 

[BigDyl]

wow, boots and everything, your sooo lucky!

Yeah bitch, don't talk back to a ninja.

 

[MyK]

Try this costume MYK

thats my buddy KEFE, lol, youve been saving that pic for when he shows up havent you????!!!!?????

 

[min0 lee]

thats my buddy KEFE, lol, youve been saving that pic for when he shows up havent you????!!!!?????

Yes, that face is so funny. So young and so gay, I wonder what age he was when he found out he was gay?
You have to give him credit for coming out of the closet here.

 

[Doublebase]

Hey, get a shirt that says...

O god... your one of them.

 

[Bobert11284]

My favorite holliday is halloween, what should I be this year? hahahaha

 

[Shae]

Foamy on Halloween

 

[Bobert11284]

OMG that was so funny!

"cough cough welfare" hahahhahahahahhahahahhaahhaha

 

[tryintogetbig]

We are rapping my girlfriend in "Caution Do not Enter Tape", just enough to make a short skirt and enough to cover her tits. She is going as a crime scene.

 

[Bobert11284]

nice

 

[MyK]

We are rapping my girlfriend in "Caution Do not Enter Tape", just enough to make a short skirt and enough to cover her tits. She is going as a crime scene.

she'll probably end up as one!

 

[Bobert11284]

I have an old pair of black speedos from when I was small, and smooth. Since I've changed so much this year, I am going to dress as a wrestler.

I'm going to let my chest hair grow out, paint my face, and wear NOTHING but those old speedo's and a spiked dog collar. I just hope my old speedos don't split open during the party, because they were for my old size! hahaha