The Monkey Man said:THE POWER OF THE MONKEY MAN
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Hangover cures?
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Nothing really works...
I've been drinking since I was about 17. I am 29. The hangovers are sooo much easier to get and worse. They stay with me all day. I am a runner so I kill it up hill and it helps but it's still there. The only cure for me is the next day. I've done the hair of the dog, and it just leads to a binge. Then it shreds my immune system. Cutting down alot. But damn! IT still sucks! I took a xanax and my freaky loser feeling faded. I'm convinced that a full nights rest and a work out is the only cure.
I've been drinking since I was about 17. I am 29. The hangovers are sooo much easier to get and worse. They stay with me all day. I am a runner so I kill it up hill and it helps but it's still there. The only cure for me is the next day. I've done the hair of the dog, and it just leads to a binge. Then it shreds my immune system. Cutting down alot. But damn! IT still sucks! I took a xanax and my freaky loser feeling faded. I'm convinced that a full nights rest and a work out is the only cure.
I usually find a hard surface, place my hand there and have a friend smash the hell out if it with a hammer (other hard objects work as well). Two or three good whacks will work. Do this just before you go to bed and when you wake up the pain of broken carpals will totally dull your hangover.
Charcoal Tabs are awesome for hangovers with a ton of vitamin water. Charcoal is what they give people when they have alcohol poisoning. I take acouple tabs and drink fluids right before bed. It seems the less and less I drink the more hungover I get.
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Hangover rating system
One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak &fries.
Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruitypancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House
excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink.Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke--- yet you haven't peed once.
Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take ring the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.
Five Star Hangover, (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually anoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is
suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the
stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to
defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now....
One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak &fries.
Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruitypancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House
excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink.Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke--- yet you haven't peed once.
Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take ring the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.
Five Star Hangover, (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually anoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is
suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the
stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to
defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now....
Forgot the 6 star. When you wake up in the floor and find yourself incredibly pissed at the guy who puked about a gallon of some auspicious red filth in your bed. Some hours later when your legs work you find that it was in fact you who slept in your bed and vomitted there, this made obvious by the crusted emesis in your armpit hairs.
Any healthfood store or gnc usually
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Greasy food helps, even though you'll prolly feel like punking while eating it, just get down as much as you can. Chocolate milk normaly helps me, but i just get cravings for it when I'm hung over , so that might just be a me thing.....seems like chocolate milk at a time like that would give you the runs like a mofo. My alchy friends do the drink again method, but I cant bring myself to down more alchohol while I'm sick from alchohol......just relax in your bed with somethin you feel you could snack on and some tea or smthin and watch tv. ......not trying to be funny but jacking off or bustin a nut will sober you up quick.....it might also help withthe hangover....i dont remember really, bustin a nut has many self cure attributes. lol
Not a good idea... it is very dangerous for your liver
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Best cure for me is smoking a bowl of pot. You can't do that if you need to be at work, but if you have nothing to do on a sunday, its a life saver.
The worst hang overs/alcohol poisonings i've had in my life (to the point of drinking a bit of tea made me vomit 5 minutes later) were cured with a bowl, some rest and munchies.
Otherwise water and electrolyte replenishment is key.
The worst hang overs/alcohol poisonings i've had in my life (to the point of drinking a bit of tea made me vomit 5 minutes later) were cured with a bowl, some rest and munchies.
Otherwise water and electrolyte replenishment is key.
Gatorade, banana, and eventually food....a little xanax will calm your nerves so you don't have that shaky weird feeling in your body...that alone helps out HUGE....I try to down a large bottle of gatorade before bed...get up and have another along with a banana and a xanax.....within an hour I am able to eat and relax in comfort.
Best option is don't drink that much
Best option is don't drink that much
A warm fish milkshake cures all ailments . . . . followed by an Oz of blow and a few strippers
A tincture of wine and opium was the best hangover cure I ever used, got it in Thailand, smuggled it back to Hawaii and used it a few times after hard partying,,,,,I even dripped some on a bud and smoked it, put me in that Other Place....
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The only thing that ever helps my hangover is taking a couple Excedrin headache relief.
paracetamol/Tylenol(acetaminophen) is not good to mix with alcohol, both a double whammy to the liver......take advil and keep a couple by the bedside with a bottle of water...make sure you take it with lots of water to avoid ulcerative effects.....
I never take pain medication to cure a hangover. It's horrible for your liver.
Smoke a joint.
Smoke a joint.
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Beer and KFC. That first bite of pure grease is fucking magical when you're hungover.
It's actually kinda strange, if I have KFC hungover then I'm fine. But if I try to eat it when I'm sober then I'm puking an hour later.
It's actually kinda strange, if I have KFC hungover then I'm fine. But if I try to eat it when I'm sober then I'm puking an hour later.
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There is also nothing like a good hearty meal.
My roommates and I usually cure it with a feast.
Chicken, fibrous veggies, potatoes, salad..
My roommates and I usually cure it with a feast.
Chicken, fibrous veggies, potatoes, salad..
I kid you not....you will never find a cure like this.
The japanese name is "ukon no chikara" (the power of ukon).
Go to your nearest JAPANESE IMPORT shop (not generic asian import...something like Tokyo Mart) and buy 3 of them.
1 just before you start drinking.
1 near the middle of your session
1 just before sleeping.
You'll wake up feeling sleepy, but otherwise absolutely perfect.
If your drinking session is less than 6 hours, before and after should be enough.
they'll probably cost about $4 each.
The japanese name is "ukon no chikara" (the power of ukon).
Go to your nearest JAPANESE IMPORT shop (not generic asian import...something like Tokyo Mart) and buy 3 of them.
1 just before you start drinking.
1 near the middle of your session
1 just before sleeping.
You'll wake up feeling sleepy, but otherwise absolutely perfect.
If your drinking session is less than 6 hours, before and after should be enough.
they'll probably cost about $4 each.
They sell that at Don Quijote right next to the Lipovitan....
for how much?
DQ have made their reputation on being a cheap store, but they're usually very expensive.
I assume you live in Hawaii?
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If you are able to find and buy "Kombucha" I would suggest you do so. It is a fermented tea which has been around since 201 BC, and the chinese call it the "tea of immortality" I brew my own, and it contains 7 essential acids for healthy skin, kidneys and liver. It also cures a hangover accompanied with some water....the taste is like Sparking-apple Cider, but the smell always gets people...It smells bad, but tastes good. It also has live cultures in it, the same as the cultures found in yogurt, so it will fix any upset stomach.
A bottle of GT's kombucha is usually around 3.99 but you can find other brands, it's really good. I use it because my stomach is so sensitive to alcohol, that I can drink this with my hard liq and enjoy my drunk without stomach pains.
I also just drink 2-3 full glasses of water before bed.....or you can drink a shitload of Water throughout the day, and then when you drink heavy at night you are hydrated for it!
A bottle of GT's kombucha is usually around 3.99 but you can find other brands, it's really good. I use it because my stomach is so sensitive to alcohol, that I can drink this with my hard liq and enjoy my drunk without stomach pains.
I also just drink 2-3 full glasses of water before bed.....or you can drink a shitload of Water throughout the day, and then when you drink heavy at night you are hydrated for it!
