Happy Birthday ALBOB!!!

[Dero]

GET A RESPIRATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have fun,kids...

 

[ALBOB]

Have a great weekend Hairball. I'm outta here too. I'll be dreaming about you GardenGrrl.

 

[irontime]

Well happy birthday, I guess , and Skipper

Don't Do It!!!!! It's only one more month honey, don't lower yourself to Alboob. I'll make it worth the wait, I promise

 

[GardeningGrrl]

Originally posted by ALBOB
Have a great weekend Hairball. I'm outta here too. I'll be dreaming about you GardenGrrl.

What a sweetie! You have a nice weekend too.

By the way, Bullyette is a cute nickname too, but the guys on my team (and opposing teams) call me BoneCrusher....

 

[Dero]

Ooops...At first glance I saw BONERCRUSHER
Sorry...What a tought!!!OUCH!!!

 

[irontime]

Only you Dero

 

[Dero]

Originally posted by irontime
Only you Dero

All it takes is one HAIRBALL...
AND DAT'S MOI!!!!!

 

[GardeningGrrl]

Hey Albob, are you going to join in the fun? We're working on organizing the First Annual IM Guys vs. Girls Hockey Extravaganza! I'm going to teach the chickies all the "tactics" they'll ever need to know.

And when the chickies win

, you poor guys have to give us full-body massages, to help sooth those ever-so-slightly sore and achy muscles. I know, it's a tough job, but someone has to do it.....

You in?

I think Dero has been sharpening and shining up those skate blades all weekend.......

 

[Eggs]

Hey Albob, sorry to bust in on the hockey and cute girls, but happy birthday!

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by GardeningGrrl And when the chickies win

, you poor guys have to give us full-body massages, to help sooth those ever-so-slightly sore and achy muscles.

I forfeit, YOU WIN!!! When do the massages start?

(I'm in the game if you need an obnoxious bench warmer. I can't skate to save my life. Hmmmmm.................I've lost a bit of width during this stupid diet challenge but I can still cover quite a bit of net. Goalie? Sure!!! Ron Hextall, my favorite all time goalie, eat your heart out! )

Thanks Eggs.

 

[Dero]

AlBob...You are going way too fast...You gotta let them think that we can't play before forfeiting...
THEN WE GO FO DA MASSAGES!!!!

Muhaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahaaaha!!!

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Dero
AlBob...You are going way too fast...You gotta let them think that we can't play before forfeiting...

But I can't play. Besides, I already make enough of a fool of myself, why do I need to get out on the ice and bust my ass?

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by ALBOB


But I can't play. Besides, I already make enough of a fool of myself, why do I need to get out on the ice and bust my ass? The only thing I'd be good for is crushing a forward trying to cross the blue line and since there aren't enough hockey chicks to begin with, I'm not gonna risk killing one of them.

 

[GardeningGrrl]

Originally posted by ALBOB


But I can't play. Besides, I already make enough of a fool of myself, why do I need to get out on the ice and bust my ass?

Oh come on, work with us here, Albob!! Okay, so maybe this is just a cheap ploy for us chickies to get full-body massages from you guys while making it seem like we earned it by whupping your asses on the ice.............not that there's anything wrong with that.

Besides, there's something sooooooo sexy about a guy in hockey equipment. As a goalie, you'll look studly just standing there....and how often does THAT happen?

Game on!

 

[Dero]

Ok ,so who's got da puck?
Which direction are we going?




Gotta question.
How often does Albob look studly or sexy,
was dat da question or a statement, GG?

 

[WOOD]

I just wanted to say YOU SUCK ALBOB!!!!!!

Oh yeah, IT and Kuso suck to. In fact, if I remember right, I think you 3 three like to do that kind of stuff together.

 

[GardeningGrrl]

Originally posted by Dero
Ok ,so who's got da puck?
Which direction are we going?




Gotta question.
How often does Albob look studly or sexy,
was dat da question or a statement, GG?

Oops, my mistake! Giggle, just got the order of the words a bit wrong, it should have been:

.....Albob looking studly and sexy.....does that happen often and how!!

I get confused sooooo easily......

....especially with all you manly hockey-playing (kind of) men around.....

 

[Burner02]

so...I'm about to interrupt. Are you on an coed team?

 

[GardeningGrrl]

Originally posted by Burner02
so...I'm about to interrupt. Are you on an coed team?

Moi? Technically yes, though with one team I'm one of about 4 women in the whole league, and with the other, I'm the only chickie in the league - lucky me!

Actually, it *is* fun - the guys in the all-male-except-me league don't quite know what to make of me. My poor teammates were a bit concerned when I joined their team (i just joined that league this past year) since I think they thought I'd be all squealy and girlie and timid. Ha, the first game took care of those worries!

Speaking of which, I just got home from hockey. Bedtime!

 

[Burner02]

"the guys in the all-male-except-me league don't quite know what to make of me"
**you should ask them sometime after you check one into the wall!

 

[GardeningGrrl]

Originally posted by Burner02
"the guys in the all-male-except-me league don't quite know what to make of me"
**you should ask them sometime after you check one into the wall!

I would, except they've generally been stunned into silence.....

 

[TJohn]

Ok, there seems to be a lack of interest in getting this game started, GG !! you're distracting some of these guys !! Albob, you'll play goalie. Dero defense, and burner02 offense. I will ref (don't want to get slammed by you know who !!)

Lace em up !!

TJohn

 

[ALBOB]

Sooooooo much to say.........................OK GG, you want a game? Fine, GAME ON!!! Just remember, whichever way it goes, I get to give you a full body massage. (I'll make it extra good just for the "studly" remark. )

TJohn, don't you know refs are Target #1???

P.S. TJohn, what part of Southeastern PA. I'm from West Chester.

P.P.S. Wood, you such more pole than Linda Lovelace!!! Welcome to the zoo bud, how's things?

 

[TJohn]

Originally posted by ALBOB
Sooooooo much to say.........................OK GG, you want a game? Fine, GAME ON!!! Just remember, whichever way it goes, I get to give you a full body massage. (I'll make it extra good just for the "studly" remark. )

TJohn, don't you know refs are Target #1???

P.S. TJohn, what part of Southeastern PA. I'm from West Chester.

P.P.S. Wood, you such more pole than Linda Lovelace!!! Welcome to the zoo bud, how's things?

Don't worry about me Albob, I grew up skating on natural ice in the poconos !! No one will even touch me. I'm not too far from West Chester. I'm in Bensalem. Trevose to be excact. Oh and I don't think you'll be in any shape to give a massage after playing against her.... why do you think I'm reffing

TJohn

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by TJohn Oh and I don't think you'll be in any shape to give a massage after playing against her.... why do you think I'm reffing

TJohn

Why would you say that? I have a strategy; if she even looks at me funny I'm gonna fall down crying like a biatch. My ego will be bruised but my body will be intact.

 

[TJohn]

Originally posted by ALBOB


Why would you say that? I have a strategy; if she even looks at me funny I'm gonna fall down crying like a biatch. My ego will be bruised but my body will be intact.

That's not a good strategy at all !! If I see that kind of crap going on I'll just have to eject you from the game So looks like you'll have to play for real. (poor guy)

TJohn

 

[GardeningGrrl]

Originally posted by ALBOB


Why would you say that? I have a strategy; if she even looks at me funny I'm gonna fall down crying like a biatch. My ego will be bruised but my body will be intact.

Giggle....I don't know, TJohn, this isn't bad, as far as strategies go.......the chickies could wind up laughing so hard at you manly men that anyone with the slightest skating ability could swoop around us and score. Hmm.

Note to Albob, however: hockey-playing guys who are hot doesn't necessarily apply to guys flailing about on the ice helplessly..........

Maybe you guys should just forfeit now........

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by GardeningGrrl Maybe you guys should just forfeit now........

That's what I said in the first place!!!

LET THE MASSAGES BEGIN!!!

 

[esmerelda]

Errrrrrrrrrmmmmmm......hold up a min here guys........GG....I know its really nice to see a fellow player here....and yes the poor misguided fools will try to take the easy way out......but can I please join your team!!!!! I can skate......I can block.....and just for the pure pleasure of it all.....I can hit really really hard...especially when given a good target to aim for!!!!! So GG.. am I allowed to join you on the ice!!!!! I do believe Burner would love to get the chance to ligitimitely tackle me!!!! (Although Im sure he wouldnt be able to score!!! Its been soooo long I believe!!!!)

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by esmerelda can I please join your team!!!!!

Draft her GG, DRAFT HER!!!! She should be your #1 pick!!!

Hmmmm..............gonna have to go stock up on hot oil for all these massages I'm gonna be giving.