P-Funk and Foreman share the same birthday and that is forever. 
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday P-Funk.
My traditional birthday wish for you:
May a beautiful woman sit on your face and ask you to tell lies.
My traditional birthday wish for you:
May a beautiful woman sit on your face and ask you to tell lies.
busyLivin said:Happy birthday guys. Foreman, I have a cake for you
True Story, and after it blows up in his face, his clothes will be torn and managled, his face will be blacked by a layer of carbon and smoke, but he will be relatively unscathed.
Happy Birthday..... Happy Birthday
Happy B day, may you live a life no better than mine. If you do, I will gut you both.
Happy day of birth to yee both. *Insert pleasantries here*
Anyone notice how Foreman has a birthday every couple months? 
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Forgetfulness
The name of the author is the first to go
followed obediently by the title, the plot,
the heartbreaking conclusion, the entire novel
which suddenly becomes one you have never read,
never even heard of,
as if, one by one, the memories you used to harbor
decided to retire to the southern hemisphere of the brain,
to a little fishing village where there are no phones.
Long ago you kissed the names of the nine Muses goodbye
and watched the quadratic equation pack its bag,
and even now as you memorize the order of the planets,
something else is slipping away, a state flower perhaps,
the address of an uncle, the capital of Paraguay.
Whatever it is you are struggling to remember,
it is not poised on the tip of your tongue,
not even lurking in some obscure corner of your spleen.
It has floated away down a dark mythological river
whose name begins with an L as far as you can recall,
well on your own way to oblivion where you will join those
who have even forgotten how to swim and how to ride a bicycle.
No wonder you rise in the middle of the night
to look up the date of a famous battle in a book on war.
No wonder the moon in the window seems to have drifted
out of a love poem that you used to know by heart.
-Billy Collins
(Billy and I send our birthday congrats)
The name of the author is the first to go
followed obediently by the title, the plot,
the heartbreaking conclusion, the entire novel
which suddenly becomes one you have never read,
never even heard of,
as if, one by one, the memories you used to harbor
decided to retire to the southern hemisphere of the brain,
to a little fishing village where there are no phones.
Long ago you kissed the names of the nine Muses goodbye
and watched the quadratic equation pack its bag,
and even now as you memorize the order of the planets,
something else is slipping away, a state flower perhaps,
the address of an uncle, the capital of Paraguay.
Whatever it is you are struggling to remember,
it is not poised on the tip of your tongue,
not even lurking in some obscure corner of your spleen.
It has floated away down a dark mythological river
whose name begins with an L as far as you can recall,
well on your own way to oblivion where you will join those
who have even forgotten how to swim and how to ride a bicycle.
No wonder you rise in the middle of the night
to look up the date of a famous battle in a book on war.
No wonder the moon in the window seems to have drifted
out of a love poem that you used to know by heart.
-Billy Collins
(Billy and I send our birthday congrats)
DOMS said:
Heh.. i lie to him every day. I guess now i just have to sit on his face
hahahahahahaha!
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GoalGetter said:Heh.. i lie to him every day. I guess now i just have to sit on his face
Give him a hot carl...That is what it's called when you rip one in that position, right?
Dale Mabry said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god i can't breathe. hahahahahah!
ForemanRules said:
This is my third B-day thread in the last 11 months.
that reminds me of a joke
this guy goes to a psychiatrist n complains that he has never felt human that he believes he is a dog. thinks like a dog... feels like a dog...
the psychiatrist asks him how long he has felt this way
he replies
since i was a puppy
so foreman how old are you in dog years?
Trouble said:
it's supposed to be HAPPY birthday
P-funk said:happy third birthday to you.
Happy Birthday P-funkie. I got a birthday suprise for you later on.
Bakerboy said:
Wait, are you talking about the cupcakes, or the aforementinoed hot carl?
"Wait, are you talking about the cupcakes, or the aforementinoed hot carl?"
$50 guy is having a birthday today. Somebody make him a thread.
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Happy birthday P-funk, and Foreman.
Happy birthday boys.
min0 lee said:Happy Birthday!
