Headache

[Little Wing]

Husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing
into bed when his wife complained, as usual,
"I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said.
"I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin.
You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."

 

[Mickey4Fingers]

why would he give her the option?

 

[Little Wing]

so she can choose whichever she sees as the lesser of two evils maybe.

 

[Mickey4Fingers]

so she can choose whichever she sees as the lesser of two evils maybe.

I guess some guys have more manners than myself.