Heartland America catalog

[david]

I ordered something today from this company and I received this letter back from them!

Talk about being too personal! THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE A SCAM! Oh well, I have this e-mail, a DISCOVER charge etc. in case they "play" funny!


The letter is as follows! Believe me, I DID NOT edit it except for the product content!

Dear Friend:

My Ma taught me a lot when I was a kid. Like how I better say "Thanks" when somebody does somethin' nice for me. Dat's a lesson I had to learn more than once. So I wanna give you a BF thanks for placin' an order at www.HeartlandOutlet.com.

1 xx at $xx.99: Total $xx.99

Subtotal: $xx.99
Tax: $0.00
Shipping: $xx.95
Total: $xx.94

I'll get back to you in the next 24 hours with your order number and the
shipping details.

Stop back soon, you don't wanna miss any deals!

Thanks again,
BF

 

[Mudge]

Originally posted by davidjasondean
Dat's a lesson I had to learn more than once

Are they in Compton?

 

[david]

Re: Re: Heartland America catalog

Originally posted by Mudge


Are they in Compton?

Real Funny!

Do you know how fast I picked up that damn magazine after you said that and looked for the corporate address!?!?!?

It says Minnesota! Whew!

It's funny because he starts off the letter with "eh" like if he was Cannadian or something!

Compton?? Oh Brother!

 

[Mudge]

I guess they are just trying to apeal to the younger folks

"Yo nigga, danks for shoppin wit us yo!"

 

[david]

Originally posted by Mudge
I guess they are just trying to apeal to the younger folks

"Yo nigga, danks for shoppin wit us yo!"

Nice, if I ever get a response like that from a company I would forward it to the President of that company! If it was a Voice Mail, I'd let the President of that company have a copy!

 

[Mudge]

... and then you'd see them on www.fuckedcompany.com in a matter of weeks/months

 

[david]

aha ha! Just checked out that link! Cool!!!

 

[david]

Now LOOK what they've done!!!

Now I got two stinkin' camera's coming tomorrow and know that my Credit Card has been charged double! "Goof-Heads! Furthermore, I asked for 3 day delivery and it's like 5 days but technically 8!! And I'm still going to get charged for it! $18.00!!!!"



Dear David,

Thanks for contacting Heartland Outlet~

You have two orders for Digital Cameras placed through us at this time. They were both shipped on 9/5/02. The FedEx tracking numbers are: 9611019024321100xxxxx and 96110190243211003xxxxx. You can track this package on line at www.fedex.com.

Please feel free to contact us if you have further questions.

Customer #: XXXXX

Best Regards,
Kayla Wright
Customer Service Representative