fuck all of you except the captn', because if cap ever got fucked then he'd feel like less of a hated outcast (which is something we don't want, because if cap showed any pride, then azza would feel even more pathetic and commit suicide; which is something we really don't want, because if azza dies then curt will have lost the rear end to his african american human centipede, and, in his homosexemotional rage, ban us all).
