Holidaying in the US

[Mags]

Hey guys.

A few of my mates and I are thinking about heading to Miami or Cancun around July or August for a week or two.

Anyone got any thoughts on these places? I'm assuming they've got enough to offer night-life wise, but what are the areas like themselves, and, importantly, the chicks? We don't wanna get all that way only to see shockers or girls who won't like English guys .

Cheers.

 

[Mags]

Cancun isnt the states btw.

Pah ha ha, soz, I know - my bad.

 

[Mags]

A lot of folks I've spoken to said Miami can be dodgy in places.

What about Cancun? Heard/experienced anything good about that?

 

[theCaptn']

Fort lauderdale is a gas . . Cancun is a shithole, head offshore to Isla Mueredes . . or catch a flight to Cuba . . Cuba is a coke-rum-ho paradise

 

[tucker01]

Waiting for DOMS to comment on Cancun being referred to as being in the states

 

[FriendyAnil]

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I'm 16 and a virgin does every girl care about size. If so I measured 7 inches is this good. Help me out here ladies

 

[sprayherup]

I'm 16 and a virgin does every girl care about size. If so I measured 7 inches is this good. Help me out here ladies

PM a picture to Saney. She likes 7 inch banana snacks.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Fort lauderdale is a gas . . Cancun is a shithole, head offshore to Isla Mueredes . . or catch a flight to Cuba . . Cuba is a coke-rum-ho paradise

You been to Cuba b4? They'll fine the shit out of us in the states, if we go to Cuba, because of bullshit political reasons. I've had several mates who've gone there, just took a fairy from the Virgin Islands.

 

[ALBOB]

just took a fairy from the Virgin Islands.

Alex, I'll take Statements that sound dirty but aren't for $1,000 please.

 

[maniclion]

I'm 16 and a virgin does every girl care about size. If so I measured 7 inches is this good. Help me out here ladies

First you don't measure from the taint up, that's just embellishment and will turn girls off faster than a thumb prick. Luckily for you there are, as with every fetish. women who crave teeny weenies...

 

[largepkg]

Mags, anywhere around South Beach in MIA is gtg. You can't go wrong. Travel a few miles outside though and you'll end up a statistic on the back page of the local paper.

 

[fufu]

I was just in Cancun for a week over spring break. I stayed at an all-inclusive, I only ventured about a half a mile away from the resort. However, an all inclusive anywhere is going to be nice.

It was a beautiful area and a great time, but it is not really a reflection of Cancun if you want to stay at a mid-range hotel and go for the night life.

I'd suggest Miami over Cancun any day. I'm a little biased because it is my hometown, but the food and nightlife is great, especially around Coconut Grove. It will be a great time for you...if you want to spend the money on the right places.

 

[DaMayor]

I'd suggest Miami over Cancun any day. I'm a little biased because it is my hometown, but the food and nightlife is great, especially around Coconut Grove. It will be a great time for you...if you want to spend the money on the right places.

Ah, Coconut Grove. I have an uncle who lives there. He ran us ragged all over Miami. It was interesting, but you better know some Spanish.

Is Penrods still open? It's been twenty years since I was there....used to be a crazy joint. We hung around Miami for a day or two, then ran down to Islamorada...down to the keys and back. Good times.

 

[fufu]

Ah, Coconut Grove. I have an uncle who lives there. He ran us ragged all over Miami. It was interesting, but you better know some Spanish.

Is Penrods still open? It's been twenty years since I was there....used to be a crazy joint. We hung around Miami for a day or two, then ran down to Islamorada...down to the keys and back. Good times.

I haven't been there in forever. I was born there, but have only been there to visit a few times.

 

[ceazur]

Come to Mississippi. We will show you a good time. Mess with our women and we will have to feed you to the gators tho.

 

[theCaptn']

You been to Cuba b4? They'll fine the shit out of us in the states, if we go to Cuba, because of bullshit political reasons. I've had several mates who've gone there, just took a fairy from the Virgin Islands.

there's more yanks in cuba than any other foreigner . . go through Mexico, you dont get you passport stamped in cuba . . . fuck the politics, you ain't AP'd until youve AP'd a dark-skinned, green-eyed $5 Ho

 

[maniclion]

Miami probably has hotter chicks, that's where I'd go if I weren't already in Paradise....