How do you want to die?

[vortrit]

It's a serious question, and I think a good question. How do you want to die? There is nothing certain in life except for the fact that we are all going to die. How do you want to expire?

 

[Ellien]

euthanasia

 

[JCBourne]

In my sleep peacefully.

 

[OfficerFarva]

Not by a cheese grater.

 

[vortrit]

Not by a cheese grater.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to OfficerFarva again."

LULZ!!!!!

 

[Friendo]

Looks like i'll be dying from Boredom, after reading this thread.

Honesty, I'd like to die from fatigue after repeatedly whipping the OP with a leather belt.

 

[vortrit]

Looks like i'll be dying.

Do you think the rest of IM's members could be so lucky? Do you!?

 

[TJTJ]

are we talking suicide or by old age?

 

[vortrit]

are we talking suicide or by old age?

The question was how do you you want to die. So, yeah, you can pick suicide, old age, raped to death by a group of leather masked men you met on Craigslist for a possible job interview who were wearing bondage suits--just pick how you WANT to die.

 

[TJTJ]

I havent decided yet. But most likely I will be including a few people for the ride.

 

[vortrit]

I havent decided yet. But most likely I will be including a few people for the ride.

Like people who wouldn't pay for your college loans for you and stuff? Don't be bitter, bro.

 

[Big Smoothy]

It's a serious question, and I think a good question. How do you want to die?

Quickly & painlessly.

I think we all agree with the painless part, but what about:

quickly vs. given time knowing you're going to check out.

I've always been for the quick option.

Some people say they would like notice (like a diagnosis from a Dr) so they could make amends and settle things.

I'd rather not know.

But then again....we don't usually have a choice, do we?

 

[so1970]

im hoping for the rapture but if i have to die i want to die valiantly you know for a cause worth dying for,

 

[njc]

By getting caught in the gears of a combine

 

[hoyle21]

I havent decided yet. But most likely I will be including a few people for the ride.

Best answer.

 

[withoutrulers]

death by orgasm.

 

[Vibrant]

20-30 years before my death, I will implant a doomsday device into my body. If I die all of you are coming with me, so unless you figure out how to make me immortal, you're all gonna die when I die.

 

[min0 lee]

In a blaze of gunfire...if I knew I was going to die soon I would become a vigilante.
I other half wants to die while having sex.

 

[bdeljoose]

By a 400 woman sitting on my face.Actually I would probably like to die in my sleep or a accidental pill over dose.

 

[TJTJ]

Like people who wouldn't pay for your college loans for you and stuff? Don't be bitter, bro.

I think this will never die and you guys will never get over this. But hey, thats what I get for sticking my neck out and taking a risk. But no, Im not bitter "bro". I was able to get everything squared away for college for this semester. But thank you and I appreciate the wise crack. But back to the death part.

"...accidental pill over dose."

yes of course, "accidental" , with a bag over your head.

I read thats the most peaceful way to go. Take a shit load of barbiturates, xanax, oxys, your know, stuff like that. you end up being so tired youll fall asleep and most likely stop breathing in your sleep.

That happend to a really good friend of mine. Fucking kid, Im still pissed off at him. Miss you Jaryd, you fucking douchebag.

Anyways, back to this. Its best to have a bag over your head while you do this, you know, just to make sure to get the job done by asphyxiation if you already havent stopped breathing.

 

[crazyotter]

I want to die in a 200mph car chase with the cops in a stolen Lamborghini on a head full of acid and a nose full of blow.


Or in my sleep. Either way

 

[Little Wing]

after i land a job as arnold's maid a freak electrical accident makes him start rapidly aging backwards to his prime and stops there...... so yea what withoutrulers said.







or peacefully in my sleep at age 100 or older while dreaming of above scenario.

 

[Little Wing]

if you want to commit suicide why not get the right equipment to tap a major artery, lay in a tub and drain your blood slowly down the drain with tubing? you'd get sleepy and drift away without the risk of choking on your own puke or being rescued. you'd look pale and dead when you were found and that's probably a lot less traumatizing to those who find you than other methods. then you can burn in hell for putting your loved ones through that bullshit.

 

[gixxermaniak]

20-30 years before my death, I will implant a doomsday device into my body. If I die all of you are coming with me, so unless you figure out how to make me immortal, you're all gonna die when I die.

You slick mother Fucker

 

[Robalo]

"How do you want to die?" I don't want but i'll have to, so when the time comes it doesn't matter how, the end is the end.

 

[IronAddict]

I'd like to die like the majority of our politicians...

By risking somone else's life, then peacefully resting in my finely crafted french linens, fat and happy in my sleep.

 

[HialeahChico305]

after i land a job as arnold's maid a freak electrical accident makes him start rapidly aging backwards to his prime and stops there...... so yea what withoutrulers said.







or peacefully in my sleep at age 100 or older while dreaming of above scenario.

who the hell would like to live up to 100? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[HialeahChico305]

Hi,

Its good if you reach a 100 years old ad die when sleeping.

thats 20 years of torture !!!! phuck that!!!

 

[HialeahChico305]

When its time to go, hey its time to go. The only ones I feel bad for is those who die being a virgin.

 

[withoutrulers]

Why does no one ever jump off a building wearing a bomb vest? You could shower the restless natives in gore and give the sewing circles a bit of scuttlebutt. Or Intentionally contract leprosy by fondling armadillos, then go through a TSA pat down to help spread the love to those in need. You could also go to mongolia, wrestle with some marmots and come back home to bring a quarantine onto your city cause of a break out in bubonic plague. Then, incite a looting riot, hoping to cause the national guard to open fire upon the pitiful masses.
all I'm saying, is if you're gonna go out, why not leave a smouldering, nightmare inducing, pile of effluence for some under paid slob to have to shovel up?