How does a man satisfy himself with jut one woman?

[danzik17]

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WHAT THE FUCK?

 

[maniclion]

Of all the William S. Burroughs shit I've read none ever came close to the weird shit of getting your balls stomped to a gelatinous mass and having the penis beaten with a tenderizing mallet. Stevens there are doctors who will peel it like a banana, pull out the spongy part and then sew the hollow skin up and push it up into your pelvis.....put how will you get your rocks off if you can't get your junk mutilated anymore?

 

[Stevens]

do women enjoy having sex?

If so how do you make sex enjoyable for a woman aged 18+.
please explian in detail.

thanks

 

[Crono1000]

is it not clear that this guy is joking around yet?

 

[tucker01]

No women don't enjoy sex. They only do it to make you happy.

But if you want your dick chopped off, I dunno then. Maybe hit up Lorena Bobbit.

 

[DaMayor]

is it not clear that this guy is joking around yet?

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm. No.

 

[Stevens]

No women don't enjoy sex. They only do it to make you happy.

But if you want your dick chopped off, I dunno then. Maybe hit up Lorena Bobbit.

who say i am joking?

 

[tucker01]

Who say I am joking

 

[Little Wing]

Of all the William S. Burroughs shit I've read none ever came close to the weird shit of getting your balls stomped to a gelatinous mass and having the penis beaten with a tenderizing mallet. Stevens there are doctors who will peel it like a banana, pull out the spongy part and then sew the hollow skin up and push it up into your pelvis.....put how will you get your rocks off if you can't get your junk mutilated anymore?

i think that males surgically altered to be females can still have orgasms. the head is fashioned into a clitoris or something..... penis head not your noggin.

 

[danny81]

if monogaumous means that they can only have sex wit eachother then i say yes

 

[soxmuscle]

If you can't be satisfied with just one woman, you haven't found the right woman.

 

[Crono1000]

i think that males surgically altered to be females can still have orgasms. the head is fashioned into a clitoris or something..... penis head not your noggin.

I saw a "handjob" video to a clit-penis... or penoris... or clitornis... or whatever you'd call it. I don't recall how it ended, I think something about it looked painful or something and I couldn't get myself to see it to the end. It was so small it was done with just a thumb and forefinger. Kinda like how I imagine a video with Vieope would have been like.

BURN!

 

[Little Wing]

I saw a "handjob" video to a clit-penis... or penoris... or clitornis... or whatever you'd call it. I don't recall how it ended, I think something about it looked painful or something and I couldn't get myself to see it to the end. It was so small it was done with just a thumb and forefinger. Kinda like how I imagine a video with Vieope would have been like.

BURN!

i saw a photograph like 18 years ago of a penis drs made for a woman that wanted to be a man. it was disgusting... it looked like a baby's arm with a lump of dough on the end. there are a lot of things i wish i could unsee.

 

[tomuchgear]

this is the most jacked up thread. here ya go dude just get snipped become a woman that will solve all your problems.

 

[Stevens]

How does one find the correct woman aged 18+ for them to get married to.

Please explain in detail.

 

[tucker01]

You gotta marry them before they turn 18. When they don't have a right to say anything.

 

[DaMayor]

Exactly. But you need to marry them after they've turned sixteen, or Dateline NBC will show up in your kitchen.

 

[tucker01]

fuck life is so hard in this media driven age.

 

[DaMayor]

Please explain in detail.

Well, first the little purple man meets the little purple girl......

 

[NeilPearson]

If you can't be satisfied with just one woman, you haven't found the right woman.

What do you know about it... lol, you are 20! After you have been with the same girl for 10 years come back and talk.

Damn idealistic youth think they know everything...

 

[DaMayor]

What do you know about it... lol, you are 20! After you have been with the same girl for 10 years come back and talk.

Damn idealistic youth think they know everything...

Agreed.