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"How many cannibals could your body feed?"

13.
 
11 cannibals
 
Vieope said:
I think women taste better. They eat it in small portions like caviar.
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Why would you eat a quality protein in small portions?

Gimme an 8 oz rare steak any day and I'll scoff the lot.

Actually if I'm hungry enough I'd probably eat the whole damn cow given half a chance... ;)
 
wow go me 19 cannibals. does that mean i am a fattie?
 
hey dude not cool i was a fatty growing up. actualy i did look like that kid till i was like 17. then eighteen i learned how to put down the twinkie and swim alot.
 
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no really i dont give a shit i was a fattie growing up though. damn fatties damn twinkies fn clowns.
 
oh shit.... i was fat untill about 14 4'6 160lbs
 
18 210 no muscle what so ever 42 inch waist. now 218 33 inch waste 13% bf. i just got done with a bulk. so my bf is a little higher than i would like it to be.
 
holy s**t thats a big time change
 
12 cannibals
 
10 cannibals :thinking:
 
yup good training, and years of reading. i am certified but i will always be on my never ending quest for knowledge. cannibals hmmm there used to be a website called ieatpeople.com you could like "order people meat" i wonder how many freaks orderd from there. wierd why would you even want to eat some one else?
 
Who are these cannibals and why do they want to eat me?
 
well manic, your tats tell them that you are some pagan god. there fore they want to release you from you mortal coil. to do that they must kill you then eat you. wait maybee that was a disney movie i saw hmmm.
 
With all the Mexicans that have invade my country, I could feed a good chunk of Africa.
 
I've got a big piece of meat dangling between my legs that Iain has been wanting to eat for years. Sorry, bud, don't go that route.
 
Imagine if these cannibals sliced filet's of flesh from your body while you were still alive and to keep you going they fed you pieces of yourself... They use toxins of fish from the sea to keep you anesthetized and in a blurred state of mind, you look down and see you calf muscles have been completely sliced off and can smell BBQ pork.....nothing like keeping your meat as fresh as possible....

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]According to "O'ahunui," the Lo-'Aikanaka were driven from Mokule'ia inland by the residents of Waialua "exasperated by the frequent demands on them to furnish bodies for the cannibal feasts." The cannibal chiefs fled upland and settled at Helemano, eight miles east of Hale'iwa in Pa'ala'a (McAllister 137), mauka of Kukaniloko, toward Waimea. From Helemano, these cannibal chiefs continued to send their warriors on forays to capture victims for their feasts. They invited O'ahunui to one of their feasts and fed him human flesh; the king found it to his liking, developed an irresistible craving for it, and took every opportunity to dine with his new friends. One day he sent his brother-in-law Lehuanui, a priest, to 'Uko'a fishpond in Waialua for some aholehole (an 'ono fish, brought to Waialua by the goddess Ihukoko). In Lehuanui's absence, O'ahunui killed his two plump nephews, potential rivals to his rule, and had them cooked and served to him. The spirits of the two children appeared to their father and told him of their uncle's abomination. Lehuanui rushed home and discovered that his sons had indeed been consumed. Their skulls were hanging from an 'ohi'a lehua tree, their bones buried beneath. Enraged, Lehuanui entered the O'ahunui's sleeping house and beheaded him as he slept "satiated on an excess of human flesh and copious cups of 'awa.The headless body of O'ahunui lay where he was killed, abandoned by everyone. In time, it turned to stone as a witness to the anger of the gods and their detestation of his horrible crime." Lehuanui also killed his wife, Kilikili'ula, for not protecting their children. She too turned to stone, as did all the servants who had participated in the cannibalism. The god Kane cursed the spot, and "no one has lived there since."[/FONT]
 
maniclion said:
Imagine if these cannibals sliced filet's of flesh from your body while you were still alive and to keep you going they fed you pieces of yourself... They use toxins of fish from the sea to keep you anesthetized and in a blurred state of mind, you look down and see you calf muscles have been completely sliced off and can smell BBQ pork.....nothing like keeping your meat as fresh as possible....

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]According to "O'ahunui," the Lo-'Aikanaka were driven from Mokule'ia inland by the residents of Waialua "exasperated by the frequent demands on them to furnish bodies for the cannibal feasts." The cannibal chiefs fled upland and settled at Helemano, eight miles east of Hale'iwa in Pa'ala'a (McAllister 137), mauka of Kukaniloko, toward Waimea. From Helemano, these cannibal chiefs continued to send their warriors on forays to capture victims for their feasts. They invited O'ahunui to one of their feasts and fed him human flesh; the king found it to his liking, developed an irresistible craving for it, and took every opportunity to dine with his new friends. One day he sent his brother-in-law Lehuanui, a priest, to 'Uko'a fishpond in Waialua for some aholehole (an 'ono fish, brought to Waialua by the goddess Ihukoko). In Lehuanui's absence, O'ahunui killed his two plump nephews, potential rivals to his rule, and had them cooked and served to him. The spirits of the two children appeared to their father and told him of their uncle's abomination. Lehuanui rushed home and discovered that his sons had indeed been consumed. Their skulls were hanging from an 'ohi'a lehua tree, their bones buried beneath. Enraged, Lehuanui entered the O'ahunui's sleeping house and beheaded him as he slept "satiated on an excess of human flesh and copious cups of 'awa.The headless body of O'ahunui lay where he was killed, abandoned by everyone. In time, it turned to stone as a witness to the anger of the gods and their detestation of his horrible crime." Lehuanui also killed his wife, Kilikili'ula, for not protecting their children. She too turned to stone, as did all the servants who had participated in the cannibalism. The god Kane cursed the spot, and "no one has lived there since."[/FONT]
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Lay off the shit dude, you're going mad....
 
Haha...this thread is too funny. I would feed 10.

Vieope, haha, what you mean women would taste better like cavier!! Haha...hope you aren't speaking from experience!
 
I could feed 10
 
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