How many times do you crap per day...

[robousy]

Funny thread...never seen this asked. ha ha.

 

[derekisdman]

It's been asked before I think, but i'd say 1 time average, sometimes 2

 

[min0 lee]

I try to go at least once but it doesn't always come out that way.
I only wished I can do it on cue, I seem to have to go take a crap at the wrong time like say during a dinner or at a club.....it sucks.

 

[BulkMeUp]

I seem to have to go take a crap at the wrong time like say during a dinner or at a club.....it sucks.

indications of social anxiety there.

 

[min0 lee]

indications of social anxiety there.

You hit the nail right on the head, I do get nervous in crowds. I hate feeling like that.

 

[Vieope]

The real question is, if you enjoy going to the bathroom, does that mean you have homosexual tendencies?

 

[min0 lee]

It's funny you say that but I once took a dump that looked like the exact replica of a 10 inch penis, with a head on the end.......and no...I did not enjoy it.

 

[joesmooth20]

women crapping I once left a date because the girl farted. I never talked to her
again either. It is the most discusting thing in the world to me. I don't do it in front
or around them and i don't expect it to done around me. Women don't use the bathroom in my world lol gross thread

 

[min0 lee]

Your in for a big surprise, some woman take worse dumps than men.

 

[joesmooth20]

Your in for a big surprise, some woman take worse dumps than men.

yes i know but i just try and stay away from those types that would actually
do it around me. I know it may sound stupid but that just the way i was
raised i guess. It is very bad mannered and just plain gross to me. I'm the
type that if i'm even takin a piss I run the water so you can't hear it. I think
everyone should be like that.

i can't stand those guys that fart in front of their g/f's and think it's funny
or something. I think it makes them look like a fuckin idiot and it's rude.

 

[cappo5150]

I'm the
type that if i'm even takin a piss I run the water so you can't hear it. I think
everyone should be like that.

That is just ridiculous. Are you embarassed or something.

 

[joesmooth20]

That is just ridiculous. Are you embarassed or something.

nah dude, it's good manners. Do you want to be standing next to a bathroom
when some hot chick is in there and all you hear is her pissin. That really
makes me wanna put mouth there after hearing that. Well, the same goes
for guys too.

 

[cappo5150]

It doesn't bug me at all. I want to hear her take a big sh*t, or like the girls in Harold & Kumar go to White castle.

 

[Vieope]

Would you take a bite?

 

[Cardinal]

I am trying hard to develop some better shitting etiquette myself. Mainly for my own benefit though. Other than eating a lot of berries and using a courtesy flush, I haven't found much of a way to make it stink less. Farting less is pretty easy. Just reduce cho and fiber and stay the hell out of taco bell.

My new task is to get a clean sweep everytime. Max 3-4 wipes. It takes a lot of attention to detail when it comes to diet to accomplish this. Or rather the avoidance of certain foods.

I put down that I am a 4x per day shitter. My average may be closer to 3 though.

 

[Alaric]

HAHHAHA funniest thread ever.

For me it depends, I usually average 2 I think, but sometimes I go more, sometimes I go less.

A couple years back I used to take a dump after just about every meal (5-6 a day), I don't know how the hell I did that.

Cardinal - quite the goals you got there, I used to be able to get clean sweeps EVERYTIME. For some reason after I did a massive bulk, that all changed and it now rarely happens.

 

[BulkMeUp]

The real question is, if you enjoy going to the bathroom, does that mean you have homosexual tendencies?

When you wash your pecs in the shower, does that make you a lesbian?

 

[Toughenuff]

If your crapping 2 - 3 times a day does that mean ur crapping all the food out that ur eating? im trying to put on weight here not shit it all out!!

 

[IJ300]

I go like once or twice a day.

 

[Maynard Keenan]

I shit about 4 times a day

 

[buff_tat2d_chic]

yes i know but i just try and stay away from those types that would actually
do it around me. I know it may sound stupid but that just the way i was
raised i guess. It is very bad mannered and just plain gross to me. I'm the
type that if i'm even takin a piss I run the water so you can't hear it. I think
everyone should be like that.

i can't stand those guys that fart in front of their g/f's and think it's funny
or something. I think it makes them look like a fuckin idiot and it's rude.

Jeeezzz....grow up.

 

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[Pylon]

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[wheystation]

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[FishOrCutBait]

OMGOSH... FUNNY STUFF!!!! You definitely know what is on our minds...

Let me ask you one question though, was this out of your curiousity to see for yourself, how often people ride the ceramic throne, or, what?

 

[WATTS]

nah dude, it's good manners. Do you want to be standing next to a bathroom
when some hot chick is in there and all you hear is her pissin. That really
makes me wanna put mouth there after hearing that. Well, the same goes
for guys too.

i think that might be a little overboard, at least thats how i feel. but im with you when i dont like hearing about chicks taking shits and farting all the time...

 

[CancerNV]

Does anyone else hate your body for taking a crap. Its like your body is saying "Im done with this. Feed me some more." And Im all like "You will NOT realease the fecul matter until I say your done."

Yes? No?

 

[wheystation]

Does anyone else hate your body for taking a crap. Its like your body is saying "Im done with this. Feed me some more." And Im all like "You will NOT realease the fecul matter until I say your done."

Yes? No?

Oh my gosh - I am gonna pee just reading that - that is soooooo on the money.

Laura

 

[njc]

I have a friend with ibs. He shits constantly. If he eats the wrong foods he can go 10 times in one day. No doubt.

 

[chuckufarley]

I have gone like 10 times today. darn diarea. And I am scheduled to do squats tonight