How many times do you crap per day...

[njc]

I have gone like 10 times today. darn diarea. And I am scheduled to do squats tonight

Never stop in the middle of your set no matter what happens. Drag it out.

 

[chuckufarley]

I made it through just fine.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Hey, has anyone ever weighed themselves pre-dump and post-dump just to see how much weight you crap out? The most I've ever lost was a measly two pounds. Still, two pounds of shit is a lot of shit.

 

[Flex]

Your in for a big surprise, some woman take worse dumps than men.

Funny you say that.
I once got some great advice from an older, best friend of mine...
After you break up with a girl, just picture her squeezing out a nasty shit and you will get over her.

 

[Flex]

Hey, has anyone ever weighed themselves pre-dump and post-dump just to see how much weight you crap out? The most I've ever lost was a measly two pounds. Still, two pounds of shit is a lot of shit.

This thread is hilarious, so i'll do my best to add to the humor...

For me it's like clockwork. One as soon as i wake up in the morning, and one as soon as i get home from school. If i nap after school, i aim for one more right before i hit the gym.

Career Shits:
Shitting Average: 2 shits/per day
Most shits one day: 5-8 (ass got torn apart)
Most lost on average: 2lb

Honestly, in all seriousness, taking a massive dump hasta be right up there among the best feelings a human being can experience. Right up there with pumping up and orgasming.

 

[Flex]

After you break up with a girl, just picture her squeezing out a nasty shit and you will get over her.

Picture your ex-girlfriend taking a nasty, smelly, painfully massive dump, and you'll surely move on...

 

[I Are Baboon]

That's hot!

 

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[maniclion]

All other day's of the week I go once at around 6:00 in the evening except Sunday, Sunday is my special day, I go after breakfast and then after lunch and finally later that night after dinner. I've taken some shit's that were like religious experiences I guess it's a combination of holding my breath and the huge turd pushing against my prostate on the way out, any way as soon as it 's out I gasp and Angels with halos float from the wall and up toward heaven and I hear the crescendo of harps and then suddenly they dissipate and the stench over powers me and I'm sucked into hell.

 

[Ramathorn]

sick but funny

 

[maniclion]

Man if you add up all that so far we have 160+ bowel movements by 84 people, that's alot of shit.

 

[Super Hulk]

How do you wipe your butt ?

How do you wipe your butt ?
you get a better reach if you do it like girls ,reaching under instead of around just to let all of you know.

 

[min0 lee]

Chocolate covered nuts.

 

[min0 lee]

How do you wipe your butt ?
you get a better reach if you do it like girls ,reaching under instead of around just to let all of you know.

Chocolate covered nuts.

 

[PTOManiac]

I have a friend with ibs. He shits constantly. If he eats the wrong foods he can go 10 times in one day. No doubt.

That's no joke. I have dealt with the same exact thing in the past and I always thought it was triggered by food. As a last ditch effort I stopped all consumption of caffeine and guess what? No more 12 shits a day, no more intestinal cramps, no more ass-on-fire sensation . While some foods do give me the shits, food usually doesn't trigger my IBS. Caffeine is what makes my intestines go into spasm, it really sucks. On average I shit twice a day, once in the morning and once when i come home from work... as a matter of fact I just finished my nightly dump before writing this.

 

[CancerNV]

I already took 2 medium sized craps today. Im expecting at least one more good sized dump.

 

[CancerNV]

PS: If anyone is going on a road trip with friends you HAVE to down like 2 cups of UNCOOKED oarmeal on an empty stomach before you go. You will creat a hell like atmosphere for everyone in the car.

 

[Skate67]

women crapping I once left a date because the girl farted. I never talked to her
again either. It is the most discusting thing in the world to me. I don't do it in front
or around them and i don't expect it to done around me. Women don't use the bathroom in my world lol gross thread

You've got to be god damned kidding me. First off: food goes in, shit comes out. Such is the case with every mammal. Yes even your supposedly perfect women do shit. Like it or lump it (no pun intended haha). I'll agree theres a time and a place for everything. Personally i think its kind of funny when a girl farts. Now if were on a date at a movie, dinner, etc (not to mention having sex) and she farts obviously im going to be grossed out.

Cmon man wake up and smell the coff-... farts bro.

 

[largepkg]

I depends if she farted intentionally or not. Aw hell, either way I'd laugh my ass off.

 

[Vieope]

OMG I crap thousands times per day!!! Frickin idiot gosh!
Whatever I feel like crapping Gosh!

Gosh!

Die thread!
Special thanks to Napoleon Dynamite.

 

[min0 lee]

I hold it for a month then I let it all loose. Here's a picture of one of masterpieces.