How should I propose?

[oaktownboy]

actually, when youre blowing your load on her face you can say, "Look cunt, here's the fucking ring. Now, take the rest of my life and make me the most miserable motherfucker I can be." Worked for me....oh and throw it at her. Then jizz all over her face with a protein facial.

classic response

 

[Fetusaurus Rex]

She should propose....on her knees.....


naked....






and to me....





ok Ill stop.....



no I wont....



yes I will.....


ok bye....end post.

 

[Doublebase]

Those are my favorite types. All it takes is three jack & cokes and a red headed slut and they're ready for the luvin.

So true.

 

[mboylan86]

knock her out and wake her up at the alter just before the "i do" bit, gaurenteed sucess

 

[Fetusaurus Rex]

knock her out and wake her up at the alter just before the "i do" bit, gaurenteed sucess

It worked for the cave men...

flawless advice!