How to predict a tsa pat down

[dogsoldier]

 

[Tiger98]

Neat!

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[dieseljimmy]

I always go to the bathroom and work up a little chubby before I step in the tsa line. I want it to be as uncomfortable as possible if I do get pulled

 

[Zaphod]

Wear sweat pants and pop a viagra a half hour before. Then tell the dude at the metal detector "You got a purty mouth."

 

[dieseljimmy]

Look them in the eye the time and lick your lips

 

[the_predator]

Neat!

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^Really, "neat" is the best you could come up with for those huge tits? C'mon man

 

[Big Puppy]

Neat!

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That's what fags say when they try to act hetero

 

[dieseljimmy]

That's what fags say when they try to act hetero

New guy with potential!^^^ pm me your girls ass and you will have my protection. Post it up and ill put a good word in for you with DRSE

 

[IronAddict]

Oh man, I'd get myself fired!

 

[Improving]

Damn I would give the longest pat down ever!

 

[CHEZ]

She gets pulled aside for "extra screening"

 

[charley]

***** NEAT *****

 

[Big Puppy]

^^^ I thought Charlie was a chick? Self admitted fag?