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[Dale Mabry]

So, he's gone but not forgotten. What is your favorite Johnnny moment? I missed so many of them, but my all time favorite is the statement that makes up the title of this thread. A close second is his Duncan impersonation and the "stuff" he takes to workout that makes him angry.

 

[tucker01]

The Best was the Wreckless Driver Thread with Monolith..... Absolute riot

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=33551&highlight=wreckless+driver

A couple of football threads were instant classics.

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=40686&highlight=football

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=36353&highlight=football

 

[Dale Mabry]

The Best was the Wreckless Driver Thread with Monolith..... Absolute riot

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=33551&highlight=wreckless+driver

A couple of football threads were instant classics.

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=40686&highlight=football

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=36353&highlight=football

Therein lies his brilliance. He would ask the dumbest fucking question like, "What do you all think about nurses getting drunk and slapping around old people?" and not expect people to antagonize him.

 

[V Player]

Nah. My favorite johnny moments will always be his absolute need to have the last word on anything.

For the following, its best to picture him sounding like Patrick from Sponge Bob Square Pants.

Johnny on squats stunting your growth:
IM member: "Ive been doing squats since I was 15 and now Im 30 and 6'5 tall. How do you explain that, johnny?"
johnny: "Duhhhh....Idunno...maybe you could have been taller, dude."


Johnny on having to do a million exercises for bicep size:
IM member: "Ive been doing minimal bicep work for years because I get enough stimulation from back exercises and I have a 19 inch arm at only 5'6. How do you explain that, johnny?"
johnny:"Duhhhh....idunno.....maybe they would be bigger if you did more bicep work, dude."

Johnny on proper chest training:
IM member: "All I do is flat bench and I have a 56 inch chest with full upper, lower, inside and outside definition. How fo you explain that, johnny?"
johnny: "Duhhh....idunno....maybe it would be better developed if you did incline, decline bench. Incline, decline flyes. Incline, decline dips. Incline, decline pec dec. Incline, decline pushups. Incline, decline neck presses from the floor. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah..."

 

[DOMS]

For the following, its best to picture him sounding like Patrick from Sponge Bob Square Pants.

Sadly, it's not that difficult.

 

[Stu]

The wreckless driver thread is pure gold. i cant believe i missed that

 

[V Player]

I dont think any of those threads are as good as his intro. You got to remember that Ive seen that one intro a million times and it starts a million arguments everywhere he goes because....well.... he starts them. Hell it turned into an argument here too, lol. On squats, of all things.

 

[PreMier]

I liked NONE of his threads. What a jackass.

 

[Little Wing]

I liked NONE of his threads. What a jackass.

i remember in one you called him a nutlick. lol

 

[min0 lee]

Johnnny's gone? He was something else wasn't he. All of his threads were wierd.

He still E-mails me to this day, he just sent me an E-mail of a naked IM member asking me to post it and do whatever I choose to do with it.

But I won't do it though it's not right.

 

[Stu]

Johnnny's gone? He was something else wasn't he. All of his threads were wierd.

He still E-mails me to this day, he just sent me an E-mail of a naked IM member asking me to post it and do whatever I choose to do with it.

But I won't do it though it's not right.

Are you serious?

 

[Eggs]

Is it me? Is it me?

Umm, I think Johnny is best gone... but not forgotten. I mean, what else could we laugh about over the coming months?

 

[Eggs]

There probably are a few nekkid pics floating around out there of peeps. However, I hope that everybody has the taste not to send them to others and post them.

Not that I'm worried myself, unless its that pic of me in red mens string underwear flexing

 

[Little Wing]

Dear Everyone that sent me nekkid pics,

I deleted them a long time ago and never gave any to ******* so relax.

 

[Eggs]

Suuuure you do RG, so why the big grin and crossed fingers?

 

[min0 lee]

Are you serious?

Just yesterday he sent it to me, he's still bitter.

 

[min0 lee]

There probably are a few nekkid pics floating around out there of peeps. However, I hope that everybody has the taste not to send them to others and post them.

Not that I'm worried myself, unless its that pic of me in red mens string underwear flexing

I won't do that, I'll just keep them for those lonely night.

 

[Stu]

who the hell would send johnnny a pic of themselves naked?

 

[Stu]

was it john h?

 

[V Player]

He still E-mails me to this day, he just sent me an E-mail of a naked IM member asking me to post it and do whatever I choose to do with it.

But I won't do it though it's not right.

Are you serious?

Oh, Min0 is in all likely VERY serious. Johnny still haunts my home board in the guise of Chris99 (who has probably already been banned too) and just the other week "Chris99" went and posted two pics of a lovely IM member, one of them sexily nude but extremely tasteful, in an effort to "clear his buddy johnny's" name. He went into all kinds of wild accusations about her AND me and he tried to post a picture of my face. The numbnuts forgets that Ive posted that picture before, but thats johnny for ya.


Anyways, seems johnny hacked into that member's yahoo or something and got some private pictures and then tried to say that they were sent to him. Only there were fine details about that picture that he did not notice. Hell with such .....lovely *gulp*...scenery, I sure as hell didnt notice them either....but I digress.....


So yeah, johnny has no limits to what he can or will do. He holds bitter resentment forever, it seems.

 

[Stu]

wow we have created a monstar

 

[min0 lee]

So I see he sent you the same pictures, he also dissed a few people here.
Here's the actual E-mail he sent me but all names have been left blank to protect the innocent.
However you can let your imagination run wild and fill in the blanks.

Yeah that's all _____ does & ____ never trains or goes into the training section. ____ supposedly started training for ____ but I don't buy it.

What do you think of the pic's of ____ I sent you? Isn't that my proof that ____ an internet skank?

Yeah ____ did stab me in the back that bitch. &______ is a shit _________ letting all this shit go on IMO.

Costanza was a friend of mine who came on to post the 2 pic's I just e-mailed you.
But Robert banned him to. Prick.

You can do anything you like with the pic's, do you have any ideas?

Take care

 

[Stu]

ahhh i think i know exactly who it is

 

[min0 lee]

ahhh i think i know exactly who it is

Yes, it's sad to say this ....but it's luke.

 

[Stu]

Yeah that's all luke does & he never trains or goes into the training section. he supposedly started training for dance class but I don't buy it.

What do you think of the pic's of luke I sent you? Isn't that my proof that i am an internet skank?

Yeah luke did stab me in the back that bitch. & john h is a shit boyfriend letting all this shit go on IMO.

Costanza was a friend of mine who came on to post the 2 pic's I just e-mailed you.
But Robert banned him to. Prick.

You can do anything you like with the pic's, do you have any ideas?

Take care

the blanks filled in

 

[min0 lee]

Damn good guess.

 

[LW83]

How'd I get dragged into this? I've never even talked to that weirdo.

 

[min0 lee]

How'd I get dragged into this? I've never even talked to that weirdo.

You lie!!! Here's the sexy pic you sent poor Johnnny, it's no wonder he's fucked in the head.....you traumatized him with this pic of yours .

 

[Eggs]

No wonder Johhny went off the deep end.

Luke, you have to keep those boobies on the down low bro.

 

[V Player]

I knew Luke was on the flip flop on the sexual orientation issue, but to out himself with johnny is just plain wroooong!


Couldnt he have outted himself with, say..... Flex?




And to be honest with you, Min0. That e-mail and post he put on my board really could have been about anyone he's talked to over here because he tried to do the same thing In a PM to me about another lady thats a member over there way before this happened. Almost word for word too.