'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet

[Splash Log]

CHINO, CAâ??????In an unprecedented and historic event Monday, the "I Am Under 18" button, an Internet security device which if selected restricts access to websites featuring adult content, was clicked for the first time ever. "I knew I could simply claim to be over 18 and continue onto my desired destination, but I also realized that I would have to live with that lie for the rest of my life," said local resident Garrett Kinley, 17. "I admit, I was curious to see what type of material I would find on Big Tits and Big Boobs - JuggWorld.com, but that button was clearly placed there for a reason, and let's face it: 17 and three-quarters is not 18. I plan to return to the site three months from now, when I will be mature enough to handle its content." Moments later, Kinley's friend Dave Gerrard, 17, pushed Kinley aside and clicked the "I Am Over 18" button himself, at which point a tactical police unit broke down his bedroom door and arrested him.

'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Can't let Min0 break every major story.

 

[fufu]

rofl

 

[fufu]

Incidentally, I used to feel guilty when I first started looking at internet porn when I was younger than 18, I was a bit paranoid.

 

[maniclion]

I actually put my correct birthday and month along with the year though at times I'm tempted to lie and skip it claiming to be born on Jan. 1 1977 my guilt would overcome me so I just have to scroll to July and then all the way down to 26. I don't want to go to jail because I was too lazy to click 2 extra times.....

 

[maniclion]

Incidentally, I used to feel guilty when I first started looking at internet porn when I was younger than 18, I was a bit paranoid.

It was never worth the wait when I was under 18 all we had was dial-up, you'd get the boobs loaded and lose interest before the rest of the picture loaded......

 

[fufu]

I had dial up as well, it was well worth the wait.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Incidentally, I used to feel guilty when I first started looking at internet porn when I was younger than 18, I was a bit paranoid.

When turned 18 there was not Internet Porn...

There was no Internet...

 

[KelJu]

I had dial up as well, it was well worth the wait.

The very very very first thing I did when I got my dial-up internet Perice was go to a porn picture thumbnail posting site. it took 5 minutes to load one picture, but it was the most hardcore shit I had ever seen, so I also felt it was worth it.

 

[maniclion]

I was lucky there were a couple girls on my block who were willing to let me download their panties.....talk about instant access and luckily they weren't broadband! I remember this girl we called HonR Block who was in love with me she'd do anything for me at age 14-16.....I never really looked into internet porn until like 2001....

 

[KEFE]

I was lucky there were a couple girls on my block who were willing to let me download their panties.....talk about instant access and luckily they weren't broadband! I remember this girl we called HonR Block who was in love with me she'd do anything for me at age 14-16.....I never really looked into internet porn until like 2001....

Didn't IM come out in 2001?You fappin to rob?

 

[The Monkey Man]

I was lucky there were a couple girls on my block who were willing to let me download their panties.....talk about instant access and luckily they weren't broadband! I remember this girl we called HonR Block who was in love with me she'd do anything for me at age 14-16.....I never really looked into internet porn until like 2001....

I recently went out with a girl who wants to start a webcam business
where she wets her panties on cam and sells them to the perve
who watches her pee.

No nudity, just the pee and personalization of the underwear.

I liked the idea a lot, but i don't think it will work for perve girls.

 

[CORUM]

monkeyman the sad thing is that would probablybe a very successful business for her!!!

 

[Splash Log]

Just do what I do, throw on a wig and glasses and go to lesbian cam chats, that's where the real action is.

 

[maniclion]

Didn't IM come out in 2001?You fappin to rob?

Hell nah! But there used to be a hot chick named W8lifter on here who was fappable....

 

[Splash Log]

Hell nah! But there used to be a hot chick named W8lifter on here who was fappable....

+50 points to anyone who knows the origin of the word "fap" on the internet

 

[maniclion]

+50 points to anyone who knows the origin of the word "fap" on the internet

It's the onomatopoeic expression of one hand clapping!

 

[Gazhole]

Think i was about 10 when i found some porn on the old man's PC.

That was a fun day.

I managed to smuggle 1 picture onto a floppy disk (oh the irony...) and it spread like wildfire around my group of friends.

That is, until somebody's parents found out and i got "the talk" from my mum.

That wasn't a fun day.

Bearing in mind this probably wasn't long after/before a similar episode with "condoms bought from fitness centre bathroom" in place of "smuggled porn picture".

I blame it on the grumpy old people who cut all the trees down. With no climbing to occupy me my mind wandered to other things, godammit.

 

[Splash Log]

It's the onomatopoeic expression of one hand clapping!

Incorrect

 

[maniclion]

Incorrect

NO! I am correct and I beseech you to reconsider the absolute flawlessness of my answer....

 

[Splash Log]

NO! I am correct and I beseech you to reconsider the absolute flawlessness of my answer....

#003 - Video Girl Etchi I

 

[maniclion]

#003 - Video Girl Etchi I

"[FONT=Trebuchet, Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Japanese have onomataepia for just about everything, including masturbation, so the translators at VIZ had to figure out an English equivalent for that as well. There are several different sound effects used but for some reason, I chose FAP for its distinctiveness."[/FONT]


bOOyah......I was right admit my awesomeness or succumb to your own foolishness!