I got da pig

[ROID]

I'm pretty sure I have swine flu.

 

[Built]

Me too. <fumes> You bastard, you said you weren't contagious!

<grumbles> I should have just sent you the nudes. <cough cough>

 

[maniclion]

I was pretty sure you were Patient Zero.....

 

[IronAddict]

I'm pretty sure I have swine flu.

Me too. <fumes> You bastard, you said you weren't contagious!

<grumbles> I should have just sent you the nudes. <cough cough>

That's too bad youse two!

I'm having pork chops for dinner. Hope you feel better soon.

 

[ROID]

Me too. <fumes> You bastard, you said you weren't contagious!

<grumbles> I should have just sent you the nudes. <cough cough>

i'm really obsessed with you. You think maybe you could call me or something ? I'm actually not a bad looking dude. I'll go with 6.999999, +- .3 depending on alcohol consumption.

i actually do have a cough though and a soar throat, slight headache, and my face feels warm. It's like an epidemic here. I haven't been sick, other than a hang over, for more than 10yrs. I honestly thought I was immune.

What do i have to look forward to here ? It's progressing quick.

 

[Built]

Honest, AND understands a confidence interval - you just get better and better!

I will now predict your future: you will continue your fruitless effort to seek out my nudes until you collapse from exhaustion, wherein you will sleep like the dead until noon tomorrow.

You will then recover, but remain contagious for a few more days.

The End.

 

[sara]

Honest, AND understands a confidence interval - you just get better and better!

I will now predict your future: you will continue your fruitless effort to seek out my nudes until you collapse from exhaustion, wherein you will sleep like the dead until noon tomorrow.

You will then recover, but remain contagious for a few more days.

The End.

 

[The Monkey Man]

I managed to dress up in two layers of sweats, turn off my A/C, put on a knit cap and my hoodie,
crawl into my winter sleeping bag on the sofa, and watch TV and sleep intermittently for 30 or so hours...

This broke the Virus, but I am still coughing up the lung butter.
4-days minimum.

 

[DiGiTaL]

If you say please, she'll never give it to you.

I went to the source, I found 'hubby' and made a quick purchase of 10 photos.

lol

 

[Built]

I wonder whose hubby YOU found? Hmmm...

 

[ROID]

Honest, AND understands a confidence interval - you just get better and better!

I will now predict your future: you will continue your fruitless effort to seek out my nudes until you collapse from exhaustion, wherein you will sleep like the dead until noon tomorrow.

You will then recover, but remain contagious for a few more days.

The End.

i didn't know the love bug was so vicious.