Eventually i ran out of cash during my visit to the local bookmakers today. And to top it all off i'd left my cash card at home! I needed cash desperatley and didnt know what to or how to get some...until that is.....
Until the moment i had stepped out of the bookmakers and walked across the road to the local 7/11 store. Round the back of the store was a scanterly dressed figure. It raised its arm and began beckoning me to go over to it. I did. As i approached this figure..i realised that she had to be a female cos of the shape of her inside fracture. She removed her hood and introduced herself as "Gargemel". We began to talk and i realised that we had so much in common. I told her of my dilemma about the money and she offered to help me. She said for a 100 bucks all i had to do was to steal her some booze from inside the store. I agreed to do it as i'm a dab hand at stealing sweets from sweet shops.
A couple of minutes later i had stolen the bottle of vodka that she wanted along with a tub of hargaan daaz (cookie and creme)..oh and a ham salad baguette too (i was feeling really catabolic). She took the vodka but not the hargaan daaz ( i decided i wud give that to my auntie nora...im trying to cut up for a local bodybuilding championships under 30's and hargaan daaz wud'nt be a good idea!) she gave me the 100 bucks and said that she wud double it if i answered a certain question, if i got it wrong then i wud get nothing. I agreed. The question she asked was " In what year did Abraham Lincoln become president....to which i answered "1930". It was wrong and i lost everything! Fucking bitch!
Until the moment i had stepped out of the bookmakers and walked across the road to the local 7/11 store. Round the back of the store was a scanterly dressed figure. It raised its arm and began beckoning me to go over to it. I did. As i approached this figure..i realised that she had to be a female cos of the shape of her inside fracture. She removed her hood and introduced herself as "Gargemel". We began to talk and i realised that we had so much in common. I told her of my dilemma about the money and she offered to help me. She said for a 100 bucks all i had to do was to steal her some booze from inside the store. I agreed to do it as i'm a dab hand at stealing sweets from sweet shops.
A couple of minutes later i had stolen the bottle of vodka that she wanted along with a tub of hargaan daaz (cookie and creme)..oh and a ham salad baguette too (i was feeling really catabolic). She took the vodka but not the hargaan daaz ( i decided i wud give that to my auntie nora...im trying to cut up for a local bodybuilding championships under 30's and hargaan daaz wud'nt be a good idea!) she gave me the 100 bucks and said that she wud double it if i answered a certain question, if i got it wrong then i wud get nothing. I agreed. The question she asked was " In what year did Abraham Lincoln become president....to which i answered "1930". It was wrong and i lost everything! Fucking bitch!
