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If Joseph was married to Mary but Jesus was son of God, does that mean Jesus is a ...? :confused:
 
You must be bored :hehe:
 
God in Human form is what they say in church.
 
Bastard son of a virgin.
 
maybe he was a test tube baby?
 

"Hey Joseph. I am pregnant.
Hey Mary. I never had sex with you.
I know, I am pregnant without sex.
Really?
Yes, guess what?
What?
He is also the son of God.
Alright!"

I rest my case. :shrug:
 
.... son of the mailman, milkman, etc.
 
Vieope said:

"Hey Joseph. I am pregnant.
Hey Mary. I never had sex with you.
I know, I am pregnant without sex.
Really?
Yes, guess what?
What?
He is also the son of God.
Alright!"

I rest my case. :shrug:
umm... :hmmm:
 
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Vieope & Manic :finger: :D
 
How do you know if they never had sex? Does it say in the bible? I never read it so I dont know.
 
goodness...
 
where was Maury when we need him then??????


Pertenity test would have solved the prob.
 
I find it funny... people try to put a story about God into our terms & when it doesn't make sense, they discard the story.

One story's version even has Mary being raped by a Roman guard.:no: Some people will take every opportunity to challenge His divinity.

Bottom line I don't see where it matters: Jesus was born & there is substantial evidence He did live. Where you go from there is your choice.
 
cappo5150 said:
How do you know if they never had sex? Does it say in the bible? I never read it so I dont know.
Well she is supposed to be a virgin. :grin:
 
cappo5150 said:
How do you know if they never had sex? Does it say in the bible? I never read it so I dont know.

I bet there were a couple of nights when Joey-boy went down the bowling alley with some of his buds and drank a few too many beers and ended up coming home to Mary a bit worse-for-wear wanting a piece of ass.
 
^^^^^ lmao
 
Mary's virginity is only important (and claimed) when she conceived Jesus. She was never said to have remained a virgin thoughout her life.

In fact, there is quite solid proof that Jesus had a brother, James. Possibly more siblings as well.
 
busyLivin said:
In fact, there is quite solid proof that Jesus had a brother, James. Possibly more siblings as well.
It must be awful for James to live in the shadow of Jesus. Think about having a brother like that.
 
Vieope said:
It must be awful for James to live in the shadow of Jesus. Think about having a brother like that.
:lol:
It's actually really interesting..he supposedly never believed Jesus was who He claimed until after he saw Him ressurected. He then helped spread Christianity.

ok, so maybe I find it interesting. :p
 
No I think he was resurrected as santa claus.
 
busyLivin said:
In fact, there is quite solid proof that Jesus had a brother, James.


His name was Stephen, and I know him well.


This is what I find particularly interesting. Have some guy claim what Jesus claimed today and see how he gets treated. The name David Koresh comes to mind.
 
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