If you had one week to live, what would you do?

[maniclion]

why, what do they do?

They make the music in my car sound a million times better and make me forget that I'm stuck in traffic that wouldn't be there if the engineers would have though it better to put off ramps before on ramps with little bridges over the on ramp, instead of Hawaii's immediate on ramp/off ramp debacle that causes parking lots at rush hour....

 

[viet_jon]

#1, assuming that the weather was nice, I would not put on any clothes for the remainder of my life.

#2, I would tell every hypocrite that they should go fuck themselves, and then poop in their coffee (#1 makes the effectiveness of #2 much greater).

#3, bang all of my friend's moms/sisters.

#4, leave a paper bag filled with burning poo on the white house's front steps.

#5, learn to read, write, and speak Japanese.

 

[largepkg]

I have no children and my family is completely dysfunctional. Plus, your dying for god sakes. Being selfish during this period of time is completely acceptable.

Oh Yeah, Oxycodone is good stuff!

 

[KentDog]

#1, assuming that the weather was nice, I would not put on any clothes for the remainder of my life.

#2, I would tell every hypocrite that they should go fuck themselves, and then poop in their coffee (#1 makes the effectiveness of #2 much greater).

#3, bang all of my friend's moms/sisters.

#4, leave a paper bag filled with burning poo on the white house's front steps.

#5, learn to read, write, and speak Japanese.

Seems like a lot of things to do in one week. Take out #5 and focus on the others.

 

[KentDog]

I would spend as much time with family and friends as possible and give away all my stuff to people I care about. I would probably make a few attempts to contact people I have wronged in the past or lost contact with. I wouldn't take a load of drugs or get wasted. I would want that last week to be clear minded and full of happiness.

First, I would get my dad to take out a huge insurance policy in event of my death (if this can be done in a week???s time). Second, I would find out if my family would be liable for any of my debt after my death. If not, I would borrow as much money as possible on credit and from people I didn???t care about. I would then spend the money on spending my last week on Earth with my family and my girlfriend in various places (Hawaii, Vegas, etc.). I have always wanted to see a big boxing card in Las Vegas or in Madison Square Garden in NY... Hopefully I would get good seats. I would try to take several close friends along as well.

 

[CowPimp]

Seems like a lot of things to do in one week. Take out #5 and focus on the others.

#5 was a joke beacuse learning Japanese in a week is impossible, heh.

 

[MyK]

Seems like a lot of things to do in one week. Take out #5 and focus on the others.

 

[gococksDJS]

Seems like a lot of things to do in one week. Take out #5 and focus on the others.

There's a book for that;


"Time Management on Your Deathbed For Dummies-How to learn Japanese and Stay Focused on Your Other Goals If You Plan On Dying In 5 Days"

Prologue by God: "Is there a Me? You're about to find out sucka"

 

[viet_jon]

There's a book for that;


"Time Management on Your Deathbed For Dummies-How to learn Japanese and Stay Focused on Your Other Goals If You Plan On Dying In 5 Days"

Prologue by God: "Is there a Me? You're about to find out sucka"

I doubt you can learn any language in 5 days. Even if you dedicated 24hrs x 5.

 

[MyK]

I doubt you can learn any language in 5 days. Even if you dedicated 24hrs x 5.

 

[gococksDJS]

I doubt you can learn any language in 5 days. Even if you dedicated 24hrs x 5.

Wow.....

 

[viet_jon]

I doubt you can learn any language in 5 days. Even if you dedicated 24hrs x 5.

 

[MyK]

 

[Little Wing]

I doubt you can learn any language in 5 days. Even if you dedicated 24hrs x 5.

this method just might work though

http://www.break.com/movies/tv_japan...the_balls.html

 

[maniclion]

I'd rip the tag off of the matress and sit around waiting for the authorities...

 

[KentDog]

I'd rip the tag off of the matress and sit around waiting for the authorities...

I think the tags say that is okay once you purchase it. Does that mean you are going to rip the tag off of a mattress before buying it, then sit around and wait for the authorities? If so, .