I'm back

[DrDiesel]

I was in a public restroom at the mall takin' a leak in one of those urinals.*
There happened to be a TDH (tall dark and handsome) man standing next to me.*
And as we were peeing in unison, I leaned over, leaned back,*
Looked him in the eyes and said, "Nice dick, faggot."

Why is he looking at my dick?*
Is he gay?*
Did he just call ME a faggot?*
Is he confused about his sexuality?*
Why do I feel insecure about my dick all of a sudden?*
What just happened?

I finished peeing before he did,*
So I took my dirty self over to the sink and proceeded to wash my hands.*
It wasn't long before TDH was by my side.*
We were now washing our hands in unison and he looks over at me and says,*
"Nice hands, faggot."*

Is he hitting on me?*
Is he really gay?*
Do I really have nice hands?*
Does he want to touch them?*
Is he just fucking with me?*
I don't know what's happening but I like it =)*

Turns out he wasn't gay... nor was I.**
We both just happened to be in the business of belittling strangers*
With contradictory insults for no apparent reason.*
It was a good day.

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[theCaptn']

Was TDH J&T?


<insert giant winkfinger here>

 

[DrDiesel]

Tan as fuck, but too tall to be jacked.

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[Arnold]

 

[DrDiesel]

^^^Buys corvettes with dirty bitcoins.

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[Zaphod]

You were gone?

 

[heckler7]

describing someone as TDH pretty much outed you as a raging homosexual. does that help?

 

[DrDiesel]

describing someone as TDH pretty much outed you as a raging homosexual. does that help?

Glad to see you've caught up with the rest of us. Welcome.

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[ROID]

Lol

 

[theCaptn']

Graduated to 'Dr' congrats!


<insert giant winkfinger here>

 

[DrDiesel]

Wrong. I'm a gear junkie, not heroin.

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