I'm BACK!!!!!!!!!

[Witmaster]

Hello Folks!!

I have returned from the dusty wasteland of Afghanistan! Sorry I was out-of-pocket for so long but my internet access became quite scarce!

Just wanted to let you all know I am still alive and doing quite well. Despite what certain political candidates may say we ARE winning the war on terror.

Now I'm back home in Oklahoma getting settled back into my civillian job. I have joined a great Gym here that affords me 24/7 access. I did manage to gain about 20 pounds of Lean Mass overseas so I feel pretty good about that.

So... How has everyone been?

Cheers!

Wit

 

[Arnold]

Witmaster wecome back!

 

[Dale Mabry]

Was your name witmaster before? I remember the pic but the name seems different.

Welcome back nonetheless.


BTW, how are we winning the war on terror? We are obviously not since you had no internet access over there. Porn is obviously a necessary component of the war on terror. If these guys whacked off more they wouldn't be so pent up.

 

[Witmaster]

Oh please don't misunderstand me. The internet access was great in the more populated areas. My problem was that, due to my mission requirements, I was continually on the road in remote areas where internet access was not available.

Interesting analogy on fighting terror... I'll pass it on to my Commander

 

[Dale Mabry]

problem was that, due to my mission requirements, I was continually on the road in remote areas where internet access was not available.

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No wi-fi? And they call this progress?

 

[King Silverback]

Welcome back, Thank you for serving our country!!!