I'm pretty sure this is illegal...

[Crono1000]

I didn't post this on the diet forum because, well, I think the general idea of that thread is to supply healthy alternatives to what I'm about to say. Eating this will most likely kill you before you're done chewing.

What I'm about to say may corrupt you with it's evilness. Don't even read the rest of this post if you believe in a soul and the possibility of it becoming stained. I'm warning you. i'll let you in slightly with what I'm talking about.

it's a sandwich. a sandwich of evil that I have created. I have found a loophole in reality, breaking all rules of physics, time, and space. The knowledge is unbareable- ever since I came across it eyes have been following me. When these 4 items were created, no one believed they could be used to create such a monstrosity.

This is your last chance to escape. Once you're in, there's no turning back.

Two slices of bread, one spread with Peanut Butter, and the other spread with Grape Jelly. Between these two slices of bread, you plop marshmallow fluff. It's a mutation I concocted by crossing the genes of a Fluff&Butter with a PB&J.

I'm letting you know this before I continue on with my experiments. I... may not return to document my findings.

i'm going to continue with this monster, maybe teach it ways to live in today's society, but I'm not done. I must enhance it. Bananas? Chocolate chips?
The possibilities are endless.

Perhaps I'm crazy. Perhaps I'm playing God. Either way, I must know what is to become of this.

and damn it's good

 

[min0 lee]

 

[Crono1000]

 

[ALBOB]

Perhaps I'm crazy.

PERHAPS?!?!? I think "crazy" is a distant memory for you. You're well on your way to the outer limits of insanity. For God's sake man, DON'T DO IT!!! Stop now while you still have............................still have..........................have....................ahhh shit. Go ahead. What the hell do you have to live for anyway?

 

[Crono1000]

 

[Vieope]

You are getting there.

 

[min0 lee]

He must use this alot

.

 

[Dale Mabry]

I didn't post this on the diet forum because, well, I think the general idea of that thread is to supply healthy alternatives to what I'm about to say. Eating this will most likely kill you before you're done chewing.

What I'm about to say may corrupt you with it's evilness. Don't even read the rest of this post if you believe in a soul and the possibility of it becoming stained. I'm warning you. i'll let you in slightly with what I'm talking about.

it's a sandwich. a sandwich of evil that I have created. I have found a loophole in reality, breaking all rules of physics, time, and space. The knowledge is unbareable- ever since I came across it eyes have been following me. When these 4 items were created, no one believed they could be used to create such a monstrosity.

This is your last chance to escape. Once you're in, there's no turning back.

Two slices of bread, one spread with Peanut Butter, and the other spread with Grape Jelly. Between these two slices of bread, you plop marshmallow fluff. It's a mutation I concocted by crossing the genes of a Fluff&Butter with a PB&J.

I'm letting you know this before I continue on with my experiments. I... may not return to document my findings.

i'm going to continue with this monster, maybe teach it ways to live in today's society, but I'm not done. I must enhance it. Bananas? Chocolate chips?
The possibilities are endless.

Perhaps I'm crazy. Perhaps I'm playing God. Either way, I must know what is to become of this.

and damn it's good

1 and a half chocolate bar in the middle. Or better yet, use the hershey bar as the bread.

 

[ALBOB]

1 and a half chocolate bar in the middle. Or better yet, use the hershey bar as the bread.

Why only one and a half?

 

[Dale Mabry]

Why only one and a half?

1.5 width wise is about the width of a piece of bread. If you use the bar as the bread, then you can make it as big as yur heart fancies.

 

[Vieope]

Don´t forget to put some vitamin pills to say that it is healthy.

 

[Jeanie]

1 and a half chocolate bar in the middle. Or better yet, use the hershey bar as the bread.

Now that is what I'm talken about!

 

[Crono1000]

i knew I shouldn't have released this moster into civilization just yet, look how it's spawning and mutating already

civilization as we know it is doomed

 

[Crono1000]

btw hershey bar idea is awesome

I'm gonna have to try that next

 

[Crono1000]

seriously guys, give it a try next time you have a sweet craving or a sandwich craving or having just given up on life altogether, it's incredible

 

[Jeanie]

Crono, you are a really funny guy . I am sorry I gave you such a hard time in your "black people" post.

 

[Crono1000]

haha, thanks jeanie.

so the white guys being small thing isn't true right

 

[Chain Link]

PERHAPS?!?!? I think "crazy" is a distant memory for you. You're well on your way to the outer limits of insanity. For God's sake man, DON'T DO IT!!! Stop now while you still have............................still have..........................have....................
hair. Dont make the same mistake Albob made.
ahhh shit. Go ahead. What the hell do you have to live for anyway?

 

[Lurker]

Try grilling it with the chocolate in

 

[BoneCrusher]

Don't forget to dunk the entire concoction in whole milk ...

 

[Jeanie]

haha, thanks jeanie.

so the white guys being small thing isn't true right

Well.....probably not but I am sure you could do a poll for women in here to find out.

 

[Dale Mabry]

Don't forget to dunk the entire concoction in whole milk ...

I was thinking caramel.

 

[irontime]

Mayhaps beer?

 

[BritChick]

Two slices of bread (white, none of that wholewheat crap!) smothered in nutella on one slice and strawberry jam on the other, then add two chewy chocolate coated fudge granola bars and chow down... mmmm
Heard about this from er... a friend, personally would never abuse my body in such a way!