I've got a bodybuilding hamster!!

[KONAN]

Okay, so here i was at the vets cos my hamster got caught in the glove compartment in my Merc. I had put it in there so that i could fill my tank up with petrol, i didnt want him escaping so i thought it would be the safest place for him. Unfortunatley i forgot abt him and was in there for at least 3 days. Unbelievably he was still alive but i did notice something different about him. Instead of him losing weight, I'd noticed that he had gained some and look extremely larger around his arms, legs and its traps. The vet had asked me what else was in the glove compartment along with the hamster? I mentioned that there were some keys, some letters and a vanilla MET-RX protein bar which someone had taken a bite out of....it wasnt me cos when i start to eat one, i'll finish it there and then! The vet looked at me in amazement and came to the conclusion that he hamster had eaten some of the protein bar and somehow had been trying so hard to get out of the compartment that he had used his muscles so much that they had increased in size. The vet wanted to keep the hamster in overnight for furter testing but i knew that he wanted to keep him and maybe seel the story to the newspapers. So ive got him at home now, he's just finished 34 minutes on the rowing machine which will be followed by 30 minutes on a treadmill. After that maybe some light resistence weights aswell. My objective now is to get him so cut and striated that it looks believable!!

 

[GFR]

Okay, so here i was at the vets cos my hamster got caught in the glove compartment in my Merc. I had put it in there so that i could fill my tank up with petrol, i didnt want him escaping so i thought it would be the safest place for him. Unfortunatley i forgot abt him and was in there for at least 3 days. Unbelievably he was still alive but i did notice something different about him. Instead of him losing weight, I'd noticed that he had gained some and look extremely larger around his arms, legs and its traps. The vet had asked me what else was in the glove compartment along with the hamster? I mentioned that there were some keys, some letters and a vanilla MET-RX protein bar which someone had taken a bite out of....it wasnt me cos when i start to eat one, i'll finish it there and then! The vet looked at me in amazement and came to the conclusion that he hamster had eaten some of the protein bar and somehow had been trying so hard to get out of the compartment that he had used his muscles so much that they had increased in size. The vet wanted to keep the hamster in overnight for furter testing but i knew that he wanted to keep him and maybe seel the story to the newspapers. So ive got him at home now, he's just finished 34 minutes on the rowing machine which will be followed by 30 minutes on a treadmill. After that maybe some light resistence weights aswell. My objective now is to get him so cut and striated that it looks believable!!

 

[The Monkey Man]

I can't believe that day-in and day-out

I can always find a thread here that is more
GHEY than something I've seen befere

 

[aceshigh]

finally a decent post konan

 

[Nate K]

I can't believe that day-in and day-out

I can always find a thread here that is more
GHEY than something I've seen befere

hater.

 

[Steele20]

so who made it through through this one? I got about 1 sentence in.

 

[MACCA]

Saw KONAN and just didnt bother wasting my time.......

 

[Super Hulk]

Put him on 0.5 mg anavar and .25 mg clenbutrol

 

[Crono1000]

so where's the part where you had sex with it?

 

[Little Wing]

true story.

 

[MyK]

 

[Scott17]

Ebay it for $100.

 

[Little Wing]

this is his mouse...

 

[fletcher6490]

Oh yeah, check out my hamster...

I have him on GoPro's P/RR/S.

 

[Steele20]

lmao