I was sleeping in my chair a government contractor entered my house with the key put nitro glycerin in my starbucks iced coffee it's reaction was slowed because of the antioxidants I laid down reached for it to drink "holy shit this is warm" poured it down the toilet thought it was C4 like they were pulling a conceptual prank but a spirit told me it was nitroglycerin. She's tried to kill me so many times I'm not even pissed off anymore I'm just waiting for Justice. Her grandfather was this big powerfull occultist and made her a talisman its a modern day relic it gave her her influence and power along with her fathers position in the military. SHe likes to cause trouble with gansters and powerful people all the time and hide behind a computer and her talisman. Anyway thats the 40th count of attempted murder against me from the albas. QUALITY PEOPLE!
this guy has a good imagination.. could probably write a book
