Jesus Christ

[GFR]

Jesus Christ: Love, hate, compassion, jealousy, socialist, freedom fighter, fear, loving, dictator, forgiveness....so many opinions, so many wars, so many denominations so many questions that DO NOT MATTER.

One question and one question only matters.....His Godlike cock, how big was it?

 

[wheresmypants]

you mean to tell me Jesus Christ isnt just a saying??

 

[withoutrulers]

One of the apocryphal testimonies states he was in fact a cock with a beard. So I'm guessing that puts it in the 5'6" range. Mohammed was a 5'2" anus. God-cock and Allah-anus did it in an airport bathroom, and nine months later a baby Judaism showed up in a strip club dumpster. This is also why all Hindus have aids.

 

[birket]

Lol