JOKES: Things to do in the mall. PART II

[david]

Ask the tobacconist if his hovercraft is full of eels.

If you're patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side.

Sprint up the down escalator.

Stare at static on a display TV and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the "hidden picture".

Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.

Make unusual requests at the Piercing Pagoda.

Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a particular saw cuts through bone.

At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

Hula dance by the demonstration air conditioner.

Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.

Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke.

Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens.

Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, "I see London, I see France..."

Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps.

 

[dino]

Some of those are hilarious........I'm gonna have to try a few.

 

[david]

Originally posted by dino
Some of those are hilarious........I'm gonna have to try a few.

Would it be this one? (you betta shave their, Dino!)

"Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard."




or,



Would it be this one? (I would bring you into the Loss Prevention office and request a search on ya! J/k!

"If you're patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side."

 

[Burner02]

I think I could pull off the stare into the static screen one....
That grebil one would be great too