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Konan Pulls A Beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!

KONAN

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So here's the deal. I'm a bit of a looker if I do say so myself....I was in a local supermarket just minding my own business, when all of a sudden a women tapped me on the shoulder and said in beautiful soft voice..."You have an amazing body...Could I touch your arms?"..boy was I blown away by this woman..She was 5"6, blue eyes, long, straight blonde hair and a figure like scarlet johansson. Being the Italian charmer that i am, i arrogantly replied..."Your not so bad yourself....thats not fair..you get to touch a bit of me what do I get to touch?"...at this point there was unbelievable flirting taking place. She would be touching her hair provacativley and I would be beating my chest out like Tarzan. Anyway she replied "Well, what do you want to touch?" and I said "You have a great body! I wouldnt know where to start...how about your breasts!" No lie! straight up...She asked me to meet her by her car which was a red VW Beetle in the car park...where she wud be waiting! I agreed and told to give me 10-15 mins to finish my shopping (C'mon guys I needed to get some protein supplies in !)

At this point I was at her car, slightly nervous, but ready for anything...She pulled the door open and i got in! She then put her hand around my head and pulled it towards her and we kissed for what seemed like days...Yes guys i felt her breasts and boy where they good! She got her way and had abused my physique with her hands ( as she wished for in the supermarket) and then decided enuf was enuf. She said i was a very sexy guy and that i shud expect the same if i was ever to c her again. No Mobile number or address...nothing...she wanted some meat and she got it! I picked up my shopping, got out the car and continued with my day.

Has anything like this ever happened to anyone????????
 
Yeah? You got to squeeze a boob? first time huh?

I just fucked a gorgeous piece of ass with a rock hard body and tits that would make you cry. You can come towel off my boys before i get dressed if you want.
 
nsimmons said:
Yeah? You got to squeeze a boob? first time huh?

I just fucked a gorgeous piece of ass with a rock hard body and tits that would make you cry. You can come towel off my boys before i get dressed if you want.

Gorgeous piece of arse you say? With a rock hard body you say? And tits that wud make you cry you say? Sounds like you've been with a guy who suufers from gynomastica
 
dont bring your mother into this again..she had her fun
 
nsimmons said:
dont bring your mother into this again..she had her fun

At least my mother wasnt a result of insest!
 
at least my mother can spell incest
 
nsimmons said:
at least my mother can spell incest

Yeah id rather my mum not spell it than be a victim of it!:clapping:
 
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That is the "lady" he really got it on with. A few days later, KONAN wondered why the steering wheel in his little red VW Beetle was all sticky and smelt like maple syrup.
 
this Konan kid is a real zero. I have yet to read anything true from him.
 
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