If you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are
some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below and see how you rate.
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
No one can say that federal funding to help prevent aids is a bad idea. Facts are in and the federal tit has reduced rates of frequency. This is not a political issue.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
If you can't trust a teacher to provide sex-ed who can you trust? Most of us on this forum can do this job at home, but we are not the norm. The average guy on the street is not up to speed in biology and should leave it up to the teachers to teach. It is up to us as parents to teach morals and ethical conduct. We parents are who will keep our kids off of drugs and out of the maternity wards.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.


4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
Low income areas need cultural investment. I as a Republican give my permission for my tax dollars to be spent funding the arts.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
Anyone who still does not believe that global warming is real and has been hastened by poor polution management is living in denial.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
This is too funny to bother with.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.


8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.


9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.


10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.


11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.


12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.


13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
This is obviously just here for the humor factor ... who would actually take this posistion?
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
Margaret Sanger was the first feminist ... someone had to do the job. Gloria Steinmen is the modern version and is also needed. Do they compare? In their own ways yes. If we had pick two out of the five and squish their heads at birth who would I pick? Next topic please ...
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.


16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
Partisan politics. Both parties have dishonest players. We all need to give this kind of garbage a rest and hold each and every dishonest SOB in poiltics up to the light of day.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
Like it ... don't like it ... doesn't matter. Seperation of Church and state must be observed.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.

