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Lord of the Rings geek thread

Originally posted by RedDragon
Man that last post was something, howabout we try for somemore. ALright when I was a youngboy I use to have these dreams where this crow would come to me at night a tell me things.
One night the crow came to me in a dream and told me that my grandfather was going to die. I blew it off of course but then sure enough the next day around noon papa died of a stroke. I told everyone but no one believed me, then a couple of months later the crow came back and told me that my father was going to die. As soon as I woke up I rushed into his room to tell him. He didn't look bothered at first but soon after that he became overly paranoid about it. And by the end of the day he was ghostly white. I can still remember sitting in the kichen when he got off of work. He stepped in the house and momma said. "John you look horrible."
My dad just shoke it off and said. "I had a bad day."
Then momma said. "You think you had a bad day? You should think about the mall man, he fell dead on our front steps this morning."
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now THAT was funny!

:thumb:
 
Originally posted by RedDragon
Then Harry Potter will have won,
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really? When is t due out??
:D
 
God I'm hungry. I haven't had my second breakfast.
 
YOu know what sucks? Just a little. Dating a preachers daughter. The Godliness of this man has me completely intimedated. I can just see him scanning me over with his eyes thinking to himself. "This boy reaks of sin and filth."
 
POST 290!!!
 
Let's see, what else can we talk about my presious. hmm......alright. Here's one for you. FireStorm, TGS, and David are taking a walk in the ghetto. Before they know it they are being mugged.
BUt when the mugger pulls his gun Firestorm says. "Wait! Come on, isn't there something we can do to get out of this?"
The robber thinks for a moment then says. "Okay, I'll tell you what? If all of your wangs put together equal 12 inches then I'll let you go."
Well the three chums look around confidently and agree. So Firestorm whips his out and measures in at 6 inches.
"Not bad" Says the robber. "Next"
Then TGS pulls his out and measures in at 5 inches.
The robber adds it up quickly and says. "OKay that's 11. how bout you." He says to David.
So davey boy whips his out and measures in at 1 inch.
The robber giggle but lets them all go anyway without bothering them futher.
As they walk away Firestorm says. "Man I glad my wang is 6 inches." TGS says. "Man I glad my wang is 5 inches." Then David says. "Damn, I'm glad I was hard."

Sorry David. :D
 
Originally posted by RedDragon
YOu know what sucks? Just a little. Dating a preachers daughter. The Godliness of this man has me completely intimedated. I can just see him scanning me over with his eyes thinking to himself. "This boy reaks of sin and filth."
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or...
"I wonder if this little punk is doing my pure, sweet daughter?"
hey..my cousin was dating the preacher's son..he got her pregnant..they are now maried.
My family (that part) live in a small town in Missouri. The wedding was at the Preacher's Baptist Church..my uncle, being the smart-ass he was...tied a bow on his shot gun and had it in the pew witih him

:D
 
Lol sounds like me. Destined to be married by shotgun. LOL
 
Originally posted by RedDragon
Let's see, what else can we talk about my presious. hmm......alright. Here's one for you. FireStorm, TGS, and David are taking a walk in the ghetto. Before they know it they are being mugged.
BUt when the mugger pulls his gun Firestorm says. "Wait! Come on, isn't there something we can do to get out of this?"
The robber thinks for a moment then says. "Okay, I'll tell you what? If all of your wangs put together equal 12 inches then I'll let you go."
Well the three chums look around confidently and agree. So Firestorm whips his out and measures in at 6 inches.
"Not bad" Says the robber. "Next"
Then TGS pulls his out and measures in at 5 inches.
The robber adds it up quickly and says. "OKay that's 11. how bout you." He says to David.
So davey boy whips his out and measures in at 1 inch.
The robber giggle but lets them all go anyway without bothering them futher.
As they walk away Firestorm says. "Man I glad my wang is 6 inches." TGS says. "Man I glad my wang is 5 inches." Then David says. "Damn, I'm glad I was hard."

Sorry David. :D
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good one.
My turn:
 
Alright!! I'm looking forward to this!
 
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Myself, Firestorm and David were doing a joint, military exercise.
One afternoon, the thre of us were on patrol and came across a sheep with it's head caught in a fence.
Firestorm broke silence and said: I wish that was my wife. I said, yeah..I wish that was my girlfriend.
David replied: hell, I just wish it was dark...
:D
 
LOL okay give me just a minute. I know I've got at least one more good one in me tonight.
 
Okay, David went to a shrink to take care of some personal problems. The shrink asks. "So tell me, what was your best memory growing up." David thinks only for a moment and says.
"Well my friend use to own this Goat, and one time it got lost so we all got drunk and went looking for it. But by the time we found it we we're all just shit faced and we needed up causing a massive gang bang with this goat."
The shrink rights somethings down on his pad them says. "Okay what was your worst memory?"
David thinks for a moment and says. "Well, I got lost once."
 
I love that one! I think that one won the 150.00 prize from Maxim one month....
:)
 
Heh heh, That's one of my personal favorites.
 
heh eh..be back..gotta go eat.
 
Damn, it's almost eleven. I've got to get my ass to bed. Working sucks ass.
 
Must think of something new for tomorrow night.
 
Whoring up IAB's thread. Very nice boys!

Very funny also!

What did you say again?? :p
 
NO he's here! Run for your lives!! Sorry about that David, it just all kind of came together. No hard feelings?
 
You boys had me all excited thinking there was some deep conversation going on about LOTR... but NOOOOO, it's just a bunch of LOTR Geek Wanna-be's ho'ing it up :yell:
 
Originally posted by RedDragon
NO he's here! Run for your lives!! Sorry about that David, it just all kind of came together. No hard feelings?
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Of course no hard feelings.

I skimmed the jokes so it doesn't hit hard to the core! :p
 
"The Return of the King," the top film the previous three weekends, came in at $14.1 million, pushing its domestic total to $312.2 million!!!!!!!!!
 
Oh yeah blame the dragon. Look at him he started talking on the thread. If it wasn't for me you people wouldn't even have returned to this thread so there!!! Wether you like it or not I have given it life again and I will whore it up as long as I can.
 
Besides, you people abandend this thread. It's like haven't my own personal TV show. Kind of like Cohnan O'Brian except somebodies watching.
 
Originally posted by butterfly
You boys had me all excited thinking there was some deep conversation going on about LOTR... but NOOOOO, it's just a bunch of LOTR Geek Wanna-be's ho'ing it up :yell:
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heh heh..gotcha..
:D
hiya BF!
 
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