Maddmans babysitting add on craigslist revealed!...

[ExLe]

Gay Gimp for Hire!

Date: 2011-12-07, 2:00PM PST
Reply to: http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/members/84022.html [Errors when replying to ads?]



Professional gimp for hire

My full service sessions include, but are not limited to...

Anal sex (receiving)
Oral sex (giving)(swallowing)
Coprophilia (feces fetish)
Klismaphilia (look it up!)
Masochism
Foreign objects

All while wearing my gimp outfit or dress me up in panties

1 free babysitting session with every 3 hour session! (Ask for details)


Unique fetishes and group sessions upon request

My qualifications include

1. I have a decent amount of patience.

2. I'm good at keeping kids entertained/out of trouble.

3. I respect people's property if I'm at someone else's home.

4. Can fit up to 3 (average to above average) size fully erect penises analy

5. Specialize in 5 different felatio techniques

6. Years of experience



Many happy clients and can provide references upon request

Sorry no women, Men only

$50 an hour donation is appreciated, but not required

• Location: Open
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation:$50 hourly donation

PostingID: 2737155973

 

[Madmann]

Shocking! Another thread about me. Hip Hip Hooray!

LOL

Damn its just too easily to get into the weak minds of you clowns.

Amazing how most of you can never be as memorable or imposing as me.








BTW ExLax ..... all the cool people will be laughing at you for creating that shitty Ad.

 

[ExLe]

Shocking! Another thread about me. Hip Hip Hooray!

LOL

Damn its just too easily to get into the weak minds of you clowns.

Amazing how most of you can never be as memorable or imposing as me.

The gimp speaks...

You must be in between sessions...







BTW ExLax ..... all the cool people will be laughing at you for creating that shitty Ad.

The gimp speaks...

You must be in between sessions...

 

[Madmann]

The gimp speaks...

You must be in between sessions...

Yeah, I'm in between the legs of the one girlfriend you ever had before
she dropped you like a hot potato and found a real man to satisfy her.


Yet I still find the time to expose you as a goofy, delirious bozo.

Multi-tasking.

 

[ExLe]

Yeah, I'm in between the legs of the one girlfriend you ever had before
she dropped you like a hot potato and found a real man to satisfy her.


Yet I still find the time to expose you as a goofy, delirious bozo.

Multi-tasking.

What have you exposed?...

You are the one who babysits kids for income...

You have exposed yourself as a goofy, delirious, gimp, bottom fag troll...

And what grown man calls another grown man a bozo...

Who does that...

A gimp fag...

 

[secdrl]

LOL. It's set up like a real CL add. What section does he have it posted under? M Seeking M?

 

[Dark Geared God]

 

[Madmann]

What have you exposed?...

You are the one who babysits kids for income...

Its funny you a have problem with someone making quick legit cash.

You have no sense of logic or anything meaningful, your only ability is shit dumping.

And what grown man calls another grown man a bozo...

Who does that...

A man who laughs at retarded, penis-hungry fools like you.

Now go ahead and make another dumbass thread about me.

You have nothing better to do with your miserable life.

 

[REDDOG309]

you gotta admit eddie, disclosing the babysitting gig was a little careless on your part.

 

[ExLe]

LOL. It's set up like a real CL add. What section does he have it posted under? M Seeking M?

No,

Gigs, Talents

 

[Madmann]

you gotta admit eddie, disclosing the babysitting gig was a little careless on your part.

How does your feeble intellect fathom some dipstick named "eddie"
disclosing my "babysitting gig", why is that motherfucker still on your mind?

For your sake, your New Year's Resolution should be to have 5 months of therapy.

 

[REDDOG309]

How does your feeble intellect fathom some dipstick named "eddie"
disclosing my "babysitting gig", why is that motherfucker still on your mind?

For your sake, your New Year's Resolution should be to have 5 months of therapy.

Actually your the one who should seek therapy. You like to hang around little boys and argue with grown men. I think a therapist would "have" you on his couch for quite a while.

 

[Madmann]

Actually your the one who should seek therapy. You like to hang around little boys and argue with grown men. I think a therapist would "have" you on his couch for quite a while.

Your defensive mechanisms are so pathetic.

Just accept that you have issues and go work them out.

Swallow your silly pride like you do cum, and you'll be better.

 

[azza1971]

Shocking! Another thread about me. Hip Hip Hooray!

LOL

Damn its just too easily to get into the weak minds of you clowns.

Amazing how most of you can never be as memorable or imposing as me.








BTW ExLax ..... all the cool people will be laughing at you for creating that shitty Ad.

look its OK, you will get use to crying yourself to sleep???..

 

[azza1971]

Actually your the one who should seek therapy. You like to hang around little boys and argue with grown men. I think a therapist would "have" you on his couch for quite a while.

and the therapist will drop a load into his awaiting mouth???..

 

[ExLe]

and the therapist will drop a load into his awaiting mouth???..

That was one of his specialties in the add...

The gimp mask comes off...

 

[secdrl]

That was one of his specialties in the add...

The gimp mask comes off...

LMAO. Bro, your posts are hilarious. This stuff is unreal...

 

[secdrl]

Madmann's babysitting shirt.

 

[ExLe]

LMAO. Bro, your posts are hilarious. This stuff is unreal...

 

[azza1971]

That was one of his specialties in the add...

The gimp mask comes off...

What a shitty complexion, has to be Madman, the guy i saw who was licking car windows had the same ears??????.

 

[Madmann]

look its OK, you will get use to crying yourself to sleep…..

Only your pillows are full of tears and slobber, or so Noheweakling says.

and the therapist will drop a load into his awaiting mouth…..

Wow, your last session sounds disgusting. I see you haven't recovered.

LMAO. Bro, your posts are hilarious. This stuff is unreal...

More unreal than this.......

I think not, Captain Fag-Magnet.

 

[secdrl]

Only your pillows are full of tears and slobber, or so Noheweakling says.



Wow, your last session sounds disgusting. I see you haven't recovered.




More unreal than this.......

I think not, Captain Fag-Magnet.

I wanna smack that smirk off your face in your avi...

 

[Madmann]

I wanna smack that smirk off your face in your avi...

Doesn't seem to be a smirk or any expression to me, but whatever.

Your hallucinations will never make you tough enough to handle me.

And you can lie and say you practice mixed martial arts and all that crap.

Still would not intimidate me.

 

[secdrl]

Doesn't seem to be a smirk or any expression to me, but whatever.

Your hallucinations will never make you tough enough to handle me.

And you can lie and say you practice mixed martial arts and all that crap.

Still would not intimidate me.

When did I say that? Or are you just diddlin' your coin slot looking at my avi of me with my shirt off in the cage?

 

[Little Wing]

I wanna smack that smirk off your face in your avi...

it's not a smirk. it's called flat affect and it's a sign of mental illness.

What Is a Flat Affect?

 

[Rednack]

it's not a smirk. it's called flat affect and it's a sign of mental illness.

What Is a Flat Affect?

You tellum, Honey...

 

[Madmann]

You tellum, Honey...

I'm glad you found a beast who's dumber and more annoying than you
whom you can support until the very end when the farmer is ready to
slaughter you both for dinner. And his sheep dog can choke down the remains.

 

[Rednack]

I'm glad you found a beast who's dumber and more annoying than you
whom you can support until the very end when the farmer is ready to
slaughter you both for dinner. And his sheep dog can choke down the remains.

you're just jealous she's not some big over weight hairy backed truck driver named bubba, aintcha boy..

 

[Little Wing]

you're just jealous she's not some big over weight hairy backed truck driver named bubba, aintcha boy..

he likes men like that because when they are balls deep in his asshole ripping his hair out and punching him in the side of the head it's the only time he can make a facial expression.

 

[secdrl]

he likes men like that because when they are balls deep in his asshole ripping his hair out and punching him in the side of the head it's the only time he can make a facial expression.