Mmmmmmmm...yes please!!!! Will there be red ribbons and a very big smile????? I like unwrapping pressies!!!!
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Ribbons? Well, if you insist. I was thinking about leather, LOTS of leather. You could peel it off one layer at a time. No using your hands though, that would be cheating. A big smile? Hell yes, after you get through all that leather you'll be smiling! 
Lordy Lordy...I had to pop in here and see what was happening, and I was not suprised at what I found. Pornality, of course!
Happy Birthday to the lovely Aussie!
Happy Birthday to the lovely Aussie!
Thanks MissyD!!!!
Albob...now please clear up a little problem I have...who is in the leather????? And I know you mean my teeth...but I cant reach those areas if Im in leather!!!!!
Albob...now please clear up a little problem I have...who is in the leather????? And I know you mean my teeth...but I cant reach those areas if Im in leather!!!!!
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Hmmm..........very good question. My original intent was for ME to be in the leather and let YOU "eat" if off. But afterall, it's your birthday, so I guess it should be completely your choice.
Now why is it I can picture you sitting at your office desk....pretending to be working....with a wicked grin on your face?????? Pitty I cant just walk in....mini on ....thigh high boots, sheer blouse and an even more wicked grin......ahhh but you'll just have to dream.....cos If Im correct...the guards wouldnt even let me in thru the gates!!!!!
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Please, we don't hire STUPID people to defend our bases. They'd let you on in a heartbeat. You'd probably have to go through a strip search first though. Got anything to hide?
Well actually no I don't.....but someone else on base may have...and not just from his misses!!!! I believe there was a field game that you wanted to test....ermm...something about a long cylindrical object....into a dark moist burrow....ermmm...something about keeping quiet.....radar on or something to that effect.....
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Practice, practice, practice............you can never be too prepared. I'm not too keen on the "field" part though. I'm in the Air Force remember, I'm partial to five star hotels with gigantic jacuzzi's and room service. 
I'm not too keen on the "field" part though. I'm in the Air Force remember, I'm partial to five star hotels with gigantic jacuzzi's and room service. 
Thanks Rock.....been wondering where you've been of late?!!
Albob....and how could I have gotten that sooooo mixed up!!! Now you know why I could never call you cheap!!!!!!
Albob....and how could I have gotten that sooooo mixed up!!! Now you know why I could never call you cheap!!!!!!
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Only the best for you dear, only the best.
Only the best...I wish!!!!
Just finished the wonderful short change-over....did an morning shift then into a night shift...so no gym....but did a really smart thing...ate omlet and chips (oven cooked) for tea...went off to work and at 3.30 this morning had a yoghurt and fresh fruit salad that actually works...it kept me awake enough to drive home without thinking I was dreaming!!!! Back tonight for more nightshift...then again tomorrow night...only this time its self induced...I wanted to do some overtime...easy street...a couple of flights then home to bed before the shift officially ends!!!!
Gym has been pretty good....been by myself...although I have a couple of die hards coming to my gym over the next couple of days....they work with me...and arnt the "Have-a-chat" set....two blokes and a couple of girls...so this could be interesting....as they have been working on the same shift together for at least the last 18 months..... and only now know they go to the same group of gyms.......go figure!!!
Just finished the wonderful short change-over....did an morning shift then into a night shift...so no gym....but did a really smart thing...ate omlet and chips (oven cooked) for tea...went off to work and at 3.30 this morning had a yoghurt and fresh fruit salad that actually works...it kept me awake enough to drive home without thinking I was dreaming!!!! Back tonight for more nightshift...then again tomorrow night...only this time its self induced...I wanted to do some overtime...easy street...a couple of flights then home to bed before the shift officially ends!!!!
Gym has been pretty good....been by myself...although I have a couple of die hards coming to my gym over the next couple of days....they work with me...and arnt the "Have-a-chat" set....two blokes and a couple of girls...so this could be interesting....as they have been working on the same shift together for at least the last 18 months..... and only now know they go to the same group of gyms.......go figure!!!
Well since I last posted...I seem to have been called in everynight for overtime!!!! So my well laid plans have all been shot!!! Im either working my tail off...or trying to catch a few ZZZZzzzzz's whilst keeping an eye on my littlest one!!!
Hence no gym...and man..have I turned into one grumpy puss!!! So this morning Im dropping the eldest one off at school...then heading straight for the gym...then later on this evening...its back again to do some more...catch-up time!!!!
Hence no gym...and man..have I turned into one grumpy puss!!! So this morning Im dropping the eldest one off at school...then heading straight for the gym...then later on this evening...its back again to do some more...catch-up time!!!!
Ok...did a great work out yesterday....my arms are still trying to forgive me......slowly slowly they come back with some feeling!!!!!
Went to work this morning...did my 6 hrs.....came home ..... played around for a bit....then got ready and went out with other work mates from a different shift!!!!!! We met at 3:30 this afternoon.....sat in a swanky bar for almost 3 hrs...then went and got a nice meal at an Italian restaurant.....I had grilled baby octupuss......yummmbbboo.......then we walked almost the full lenght of the city block to a night club!!!!!!!!!!!! Man am I happy Im no longer on the meat market!!!!! It was the over 30's night there...90% blokes looking for a life!!!! The other 5 % were ugly females also looking for a life.....then there was the 3% females who were there just for the hell of it.....and the last 2% females who were there just to remind themselves how lucky they were with what they had at home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danced my little cotton socks off..........actually it got rather hot in my leather pants...boots and fitted tan top.....but hell......when your up there having fun...the pain only kicks in when you pull in the drive!!!!
Back to work tomorrow......then off to the gym later on that afternoon!!!!!!!
Went to work this morning...did my 6 hrs.....came home ..... played around for a bit....then got ready and went out with other work mates from a different shift!!!!!! We met at 3:30 this afternoon.....sat in a swanky bar for almost 3 hrs...then went and got a nice meal at an Italian restaurant.....I had grilled baby octupuss......yummmbbboo.......then we walked almost the full lenght of the city block to a night club!!!!!!!!!!!! Man am I happy Im no longer on the meat market!!!!! It was the over 30's night there...90% blokes looking for a life!!!! The other 5 % were ugly females also looking for a life.....then there was the 3% females who were there just for the hell of it.....and the last 2% females who were there just to remind themselves how lucky they were with what they had at home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danced my little cotton socks off..........actually it got rather hot in my leather pants...boots and fitted tan top.....but hell......when your up there having fun...the pain only kicks in when you pull in the drive!!!!
Back to work tomorrow......then off to the gym later on that afternoon!!!!!!!
Hey there all you hipppyyy hippyy shakers!!!! Can you tell my mood???? No Im not drunk.....no I havent had anything strange to smoke!!!! I've just got off work...sat down to the best home made pizza.....guzzled down about 2 ltrs of home made lemonade......then before I get ready to go back to work...I thought I'd jump on here!!!! Yep you guessed it the brain drain has kicked in!!! I got called back in for more overtime!!! Looks like the paypacket will be rather thick this pay!!!! 4 lots of over time in the last 2 weeks.....which roughly comes to around $550.00 extra in my hot little hands!!!!!!!! Ahhhh I can almost hear that plane ticket being printed from here!!!!
As you may have gathered between last nights playing up and having to work today...I didnt get to the gym...but all the cardio I've done running up and down 3 flights of stairs...(the lift went out!!!!!) for getting from the works office to where I actually work...I recon' I did a pretty good legs work-out!!!
Hell look at the bloody time......quick shower...then back in the car for a 45 min car ride to the airport!!!! Ahhhhh what the hell is wrong with me...everyone else will be either getting smashed or going to bed!!!!
As you may have gathered between last nights playing up and having to work today...I didnt get to the gym...but all the cardio I've done running up and down 3 flights of stairs...(the lift went out!!!!!) for getting from the works office to where I actually work...I recon' I did a pretty good legs work-out!!!
Hell look at the bloody time......quick shower...then back in the car for a 45 min car ride to the airport!!!! Ahhhhh what the hell is wrong with me...everyone else will be either getting smashed or going to bed!!!!
I wish you were too!!!!! There were plenty of the male species, only not in the form that I like!!!!!
I've just stumbled in the door.....after yet another shift at work... hell who needs to go to boot-camp....all I have to do is turn up for work!!!!!!! Not a bad day really.......just lots of attitude, bytching and griping about the general state of things...and thats just the others on my shift!!!!!!! Then we had to face passengers who have been sitting on a plane for over 17 hrs with only one toilet working....275 passengers x 17 hrs x 1 toilet = very cheesed off people!!!!!!!!! 
Ahhhh...aint life grand!!!
I was planning on a very healthy diet today.....wrong!!! With the way the day started out....it appears its going to end the same... so I'll cut my losses and call this "an eat anything day!!!" One of my close male co-workers is leaving ..... starting up his own business...so there was the cake for him....then lunch had to be one of those grab-scoff-run numbers...so the good old ham & salad sandwich got the tick!!! Then between the last flight and the ride home....I had a chocolate hit.....only a small one...but chocolate non- the less. Then I returned to a house that prior to my leaving this morning was spotless...and ready for the party tomorrow....only to return to a brothel!!!! Hence I am sitting here typing to you...drinking a vodka and blueberry drink...ignoring my other half....and slowly getting pie-eyed!!!!!!
We will see what tomorrow brings.....shall we????
Ahhhh...aint life grand!!!I was planning on a very healthy diet today.....wrong!!! With the way the day started out....it appears its going to end the same... so I'll cut my losses and call this "an eat anything day!!!" One of my close male co-workers is leaving ..... starting up his own business...so there was the cake for him....then lunch had to be one of those grab-scoff-run numbers...so the good old ham & salad sandwich got the tick!!! Then between the last flight and the ride home....I had a chocolate hit.....only a small one...but chocolate non- the less. Then I returned to a house that prior to my leaving this morning was spotless...and ready for the party tomorrow....only to return to a brothel!!!! Hence I am sitting here typing to you...drinking a vodka and blueberry drink...ignoring my other half....and slowly getting pie-eyed!!!!!!
We will see what tomorrow brings.....shall we????
Well thank god that week has finished on a high note!!! I lost two of my good male counterparts to other agencies last night!!! They left for greener pastures...hopefully they will allow me to come over and stumble..slip and slide in with them too!!! Did get to the gym on one of the past nights....but I believe I made up for it today....took the eldest one horse riding!!! Its been years since I did that....so I will wait for the pain tomorrow!!!!!
Good eating since that bad night/day!!! I have been watching the "Jelly-belly" slowly disappear!!! (Jelly-belly is what I call my lovely stomach...it has had this name since the birth of my first child...for those who havent had kids...it actually feels like encased jelly... ) It has taken soooo long for me to get this far, that I plan to continue till it has all gone!!!! My problem was that around three and a half years ago...I had a rather large tumour taken out of my abdomin....it was 2 cricket balls long and just as wide!!!! Got off lightly...it was encapsulated (totally encased within itself!!) so odds on it wont come back!!!! But to make sure they took out a fair chunk of muscle as well.....so when you all do your crunches you have muscle there...I dont have half of it!!! So these little plusses help my fragile ego!!!!!
Other than that....lifes just peachy!!!!
Good eating since that bad night/day!!! I have been watching the "Jelly-belly" slowly disappear!!! (Jelly-belly is what I call my lovely stomach...it has had this name since the birth of my first child...for those who havent had kids...it actually feels like encased jelly... ) It has taken soooo long for me to get this far, that I plan to continue till it has all gone!!!! My problem was that around three and a half years ago...I had a rather large tumour taken out of my abdomin....it was 2 cricket balls long and just as wide!!!! Got off lightly...it was encapsulated (totally encased within itself!!) so odds on it wont come back!!!! But to make sure they took out a fair chunk of muscle as well.....so when you all do your crunches you have muscle there...I dont have half of it!!! So these little plusses help my fragile ego!!!!!
Other than that....lifes just peachy!!!!