Vieope wanted to have sex with a girl in his office but she belonged to Dale. One day Vieope got so frustrated that he went up to her and said: "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have you" bu t the girl said "NO". Vieope said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult Dale. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Dale told her ask him for $200 and told her that when he throws the money down, pick it up the very fast, that way he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and Dale is anxiously waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes Dale calls and asks what happened. She said "The Son of Bitch used coins".
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed! and blue bunnies are sneaky little freaks!
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult Dale. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Dale told her ask him for $200 and told her that when he throws the money down, pick it up the very fast, that way he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and Dale is anxiously waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes Dale calls and asks what happened. She said "The Son of Bitch used coins".
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed! and blue bunnies are sneaky little freaks!
