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Masturbate with 500,000 women!

mmafiter

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Do you EVEN FUQQING care?
Found this somewhere.
There are about 6 billion people in the world. About half are female. Five out of seven are of an age where they are likely to masturbate. Kinsey says 60% of women masturbate. Surveys indicate that, of the women who do masturbate, they average one or more times a week and an average masturbatory session lasts about 4 minutes.*

So, in any average 4 minute period,

6 x 10^9 x 0.5 x 5/7 x 0.60 x 1/(7x24x60) (per minute) x 4

Equals ... roughly half a million (500,000).

So, at any one time, about 500,000 women are masturbating at the same time with you!

This also means that, when you orgasm from masturbation, you are doing it in synch with about 20,000 women ...
:grin::evil2:
 
That is A LOT of kitten killing!!!
 
Oh, I cannot be wastin my time here then .. :)
 
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Go!!! Kill that pewdy cat!!!!
How many cats have you killed since you put that post up?
I though tyou were doing homework!!!!
:scratch: What's da subject?
 
Originally posted by Dero
Go!!! Kill that pewdy cat!!!!
How many cats have you killed since you put that post up?
I though tyou were doing homework!!!!
:scratch: What's da subject?


1...2...3...damn, I lost count :laugh: :grin:

Hey!!! I gotta take a break now and then!!! :shrug:
 
From????Homework or killing kittens?
:eek:
 
Originally posted by Dero
From????Homework or killing kittens?
:eek:

You are so funny :funny:

...killing kittens of course. :evil:
 
Originally posted by mmafiter an average masturbatory session lasts about 4 minutes.*

NO FREAKIN' WAY!!! :fire:

Fine, next time she complains about it "only being five minutes" I'll charge her for the minute over-time. :yell:
 
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:haha: Or if she wants more you can make her pay for the viagra. :lol:
 
Originally posted by mmafiter
This also means that, when you orgasm from masturbation, you are doing it in synch with about 20,000 women ...
:grin::evil2:

Damn I'm good!!!!!!!!
 
..and here I have been trying to get into a three-some situation...20,000 much better!
 
Originally posted by Burner02
..and here I have been trying to get into a three-some situation...20,000 much better!


Dam burner 20,000 disapointed wemon? :lol:
 
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