Men - what are your stats?

[Mudge]

http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php

 

[CRASHMAN]

You have made 68.25 gallons and 569.573823 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 3.64 football fields!

You have killed 13104 kittens.



You have killed approximately 2,358,720,000,000 little swimmers.

hitler don't have shit on that

 

[dumbell]

nothing wrong with stats, it can prove to be motivating, mine aren't that motivating however.