Most important Satanic Holiday

[TheGreatSatan]

Is your B-Day! Mine is coming up on the 9th! I'll be 27 which means it'll be an important Satanic year for me. I'll explain. It has to do with the devil's number which is 9. No, it's not 666, that's the number of the beast in Revelations. 9 is the number of ego; Satan had the biggest ego when he wanted to be God.

9 is the supreme number as it always comes back to itself.

When multiplied by any other number you'll always return to 9. Thus:

9 x 9 = 81 Add the 8 and 1 together and you get 9.

9 x 11= 99 Add the 9 and 9 together and you get 18, then add again 1 + 8 = 9.


Also, any number added to nine comes back to itself.

5 + 9 = 14 Add 1 and 4 and you get 5.

10+9 = 19 Add 1 and 9 and you get 10.

The beast in Revelations has the number 666. The beast is a prelude to the modern Devil.

So let's do the math:

6+6+6=18 Add the 1 and 8 you get 9.

6x6x6=612 Add the 6 to 1 to 2 and you arrive at 9.

The confusion comes from the movie The Omen. The boy has the mark of 666. He is the son of the Devil and not the Devil himself he is only a prelude of what is to come.

Now gettin back to the story,

Take my upcoming age - 27: Add the 2 & the 7 together and you have 9. It'll be an important year in my life with big decisions to make. My last was when I turned 18 (1 + 8 = 9). Then, I decided to join the Marines. So, now I wonder what the decision will be.

What happens this year that is going to be so life changing?

 

[firestorm]

Maybe you will convert from Satanic worship to Catholisism!!

 

[TheGreatSatan]

That's cute.







And maybe your nuts will fall off the next time you lift weights.

 

[firestorm]

LOL I thought you would like that.

 

[david]

Are you a believer in Satanism? Seriously? I think all this Satanic stuff is funny! I'm surprised other who have strong beliefs in God, have not opposed you, o' dark one!

 

[BigBallaGA]

you cant be serious about this shit mate,,, someone needed to hold you more !!!

 

[gr81]

Originally posted by BigBallaGA
you cant be serious about this shit mate,,, someone needed to hold you more !!!

he he, BigBalla wants to hold you Satan!? What do you think of that? From the sounds of it I think his full name should be BigBallaGAY .

 

[TheGreatSatan]

How about a group hug?

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Originally posted by david
Are you a believer in Satanism? Seriously? I think all this Satanic stuff is funny! I'm surprised other who have strong beliefs in God, have not opposed you, o' dark one!

They do. But it's even more funnier knowing all those people have such a dicked up view of it all. They actually believe that we sacrifice animals and babies!! They'd believe anything their preacher tells them.

 

[BUSTINOUT]

Originally posted by TheGreatSatan
They do. But it's even more funnier knowing all those people have such a dicked up view of it all. They actually believe that we sacrifice animals and babies!! They'd believe anything their preacher tells them.

That goes to show just how little YOU know.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

about?

 

[BigBallaGA]

Originally posted by gr81
he he, BigBalla wants to hold you Satan!? What do you think of that? From the sounds of it I think his full name should be BigBallaGAY .

hahahaha very funnny,,, go ahead and laugh at your own joke your freaking retard !!!!!

 

[Tboy]

Originally posted by TheGreatSatan
They do. But it's even more funnier knowing all those people have such a dicked up view of it all. They actually believe that we sacrifice animals and babies!! They'd believe anything their preacher tells them.

So, by believing in satan you obviously believe in God. Why go for a loser that was kicked out of heaven?

Since you believe in him you must surely know what you and him are predestined for....

 

[firestorm]

Hey Tboy, long time no see. how are you bro. Glad to see you posting again.

 

[firestorm]

SATAN maybe you should post that the the Satan thing is just a joke. (if it is that is). lol

 

[CRASHMAN]

happy birthday....see all he needs is some attention

 

[david]

Originally posted by TheGreatSatan
They actually believe that we sacrifice animals and babies!! They'd believe anything their preacher tells them.

Did you just say, "we"? Just kidding..... you are kidding, right. Ahhh it doesn't matter anyways, I think your joking about this Satan stuff anyway!

 

[david]

LMAO at Crash!

 

[CRASHMAN]

i know how to work with people with a.d.d. jk

 

[firestorm]

hahahahahaha Crash (add) good one. Sorry Satan. it was funny.

 

[CRASHMAN]

 

[firestorm]

hehehehe you big deviant Crash.

 

[Tboy]

Originally posted by firestorm
Hey Tboy, long time no see. how are you bro. Glad to see you posting again.

Yeah, I been laying low. Lurking only. I miss the old crowd. You know, all the queers that used to post here.

Since this "satan" guy started posting here, the board has gone to hell in a hand basket.




Prince needs to get an exorcist in here to clean this place up.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Satanists do not believe in God or Satan. Satan represents the dark force within us all to 'sin'. Because sinning is what makes us human. Instead of living our lives day to day avoiding what we do naturally, we sin. It doesn't make us the nicest people, but we are happy, our families are happy, and our bosses are happy. So you can sin every day and then waste your time and go to church so you can start anew, but I'll keep on sinning. I'll live a happy life not having to look over my shoulder and wonder if GOD is happy. And if it comes down to it, I'll go to hell. And for the record, I'm taking my kids with me, because I'm passing the Satanic lifestyle on to them.



Oh Firestorm, it is serious. So much in fact, I'm a priest for the church also.

 

[Tboy]

Originally posted by TheGreatSatan
Satanists do not believe in God or Satan.

So why bother taking his name in vain for your own purposes? I am sure he doesn't like that. Just call your self nothinist. Its closer to the truth.

Because sinning is what makes us human.

Not so. Breathing air and walking on two feet is what makes us human.

Instead of living our lives day to day avoiding what we do naturally, we sin.

Sinning does not come naturally for most, It is a weakness or a temptation for some.

And if it comes down to it, I'll go to hell.

It will. ...have you tried the setting yourself on fire thing yet? Please let me know how it goes. I am sure others would be interested also.

And for the record, I'm taking my kids with me

and I'm sorry... for them.

I am sure know you have lost any respect and that anyone had for you on this board because of the lies that you posted here. Surely that makes you truelly happy, right? That's what you are after here, lies and deceit?

No need to reply. It's quite possible it would be lies also.

 

[BUSTINOUT]

My question is why do you need a church and to be a priest? To teach people to do (as you say) what comes naturally? On another note...There cannot be sin without God you putz. Because what makes sin sin is whether it displeases God. I think everyone with agree with that. If there is no god what detirmines whether something is sin or not? I hope I'm not confusing you too much Satan. Now for all you others waiting to jump in this thread about whether God exists or not...don't bother. THis is not a question about existant, but rather a simple case of definition and whether this guy is just full of crap or what.

 

[butterfly]

Put God and satan aside for a moment... the real issue is basic morality... right from wrong... Sins are generally accepted to be morally wrong... God stands for that which is morally acceptable and consequently right... satan stands for rebellion against the accepted standard of morality.

 

[ponyboy]

Believe it or not, the Satanic Bible (the Lavey version) is actually quite a good read. And the even scarier thing is that it makes a lot of sense.

Basically it just outlines why people's faith in God and the Bible is wrong...punching holes in Christian theory. For example, three of the seven deadly sins are greed, pride and envy...however, these make up the main components of ambition...without which many of us would not be where we are today. It just puts things in a different perspective...which I one of the reasons I decided it was worth reading when I explored religion.

It also says that you should treat people the way that they treat you instead of always turning the other cheek if people treat you poorly...which personally I agree with.

My favourite line about the Bible is from Reverend Lovejoy:

"Have you ever actually read this thing? Technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom."

 

[Crono1000]

Originally posted by TheGreatSatan
When multiplied by any other number you'll always return to 9. Thus:

9 x 9 = 81 Add the 8 and 1 together and you get 9.

9 x 11= 99 Add the 9 and 9 together and you get 18, then add again 1 + 8 = 9.


Also, any number added to nine comes back to itself.

5 + 9 = 14 Add 1 and 4 and you get 5.

10+9 = 19 Add 1 and 9 and you get 10.

The beast in Revelations has the number 666. The beast is a prelude to the modern Devil.

So let's do the math:

6+6+6=18 Add the 1 and 8 you get 9.

6x6x6=612 Add the 6 to 1 to 2 and you arrive at 9.

The confusion comes from the movie The Omen. The boy has the mark of 666. He is the son of the Devil and not the Devil himself he is only a prelude of what is to come.

Now gettin back to the story,

Take my upcoming age - 27: Add the 2 & the 7 together and you have 9. It'll be an important year in my life with big decisions to make. My last was when I turned 18 (1 + 8 = 9). Then, I decided to join the Marines. So, now I wonder what the decision will be.

will all of this be on the test?

 

[Crono1000]

also crash was fucking hilarious