Mousie's Thread

[BUSTINOUT]

Just get rock, randy and var in here and there will be so much whoring that you'll be lucky to get a post in.

Don't forget David and Burner. lol

 

[mousie]

Well why doesn't everyone just come in here and whore out?!

 

[BUSTINOUT]

job for Mousie deliver this guy to my house. i have rest of pic if you need for identification purposes.

Surely you are not serious. This guy belongs on the cover of International Male. lol

 

[BUSTINOUT]

Well why doesn't everyone just come in here and whore out?!

I just did. lol

 

[mousie]

That guy belongs in the garbage - he's ugly.

 

[Little Wing]

Surely you are not serious. This guy belongs on the cover of International Male. lol

I don't know he just seems to speak to me ...maybe it was the rest of the pic. Size does matter after all.

 

[mousie]

Well, I guess to a certain extent that size matters...but the motion is VERY important. He's still ugly though...I don't care for that hair of his.

 

[Little Wing]

My daughter has the same haircut. Watch it.

 

[BUSTINOUT]

I want Tequila damnit!

Here ya go...

 

[Muscle_Girl]

Yes, still sending e-mails... it went good, I said in my other thread to ya that it went good cause he wasnt there and I got in and out nice and cleanly.. no on the booze cause I gots none

 

[Little Wing]

I think he is hot n my eye doctor says my eye sight is perfect.....maybe my eye doctor is gay.... Damn!!!!!

 

[mousie]

My daughter has the same haircut. Watch it.

Well, it's just not my personal preference.

 

[Little Wing]

This really hot guy goes into a pharmacy to buy condoms the horny clerk asks him what size he says "I don't know." She tells him there is a fence out back with 3 holes to go see which is the best fit. She rushes around to the other side of the fence.
He tries the 1st hole and she gives him a little oral sex... he tries the second and she gives him a little regular sex...he tries the 3rd n she gives him a little anal sex.
He goes back in and says " Forget the condoms I want 8 feet of that fence."

 

[mousie]

hahaha

 

[Little Wing]

Homework??????

 

[Little Wing]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he will call in sick, sit in a boat, drink beer and fart all day.

 

[BUSTINOUT]

My daughter has the same haircut. Watch it.

Your daughter happens to be a girl too. This guy is part of the homo mullet brigade. lol

 

[Little Wing]

Why didn't Bill Clinton have an opinion in the Elian Gonzalez case? Cause the shit hit the fan the last time he told someone where to put a cuban.

 

[Little Wing]

What would you call a bodybuilder with a big penis? A beginner

 

[BUSTINOUT]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he will call in sick, sit in a boat, drink beer and fart all day.

FINALLY...someone who understands.

 

[BUSTINOUT]

What would you call a bodybuilder with a big penis? A beginner

Careful now. That joke was born out of either stupidity or ignorance. lol

 

[mousie]

It wasn't a joke.

 

[Little Wing]

What would you call a bodybuilder with a big penis? A beginner

In reference to Trojanmans question in health section. I just found this joke in Jan 2001 Penthouse so I guess a lot of men must experience shrinkage when lifting.

 

[Little Wing]

Your daughter happens to be a girl too. This guy is part of the homo mullet brigade. lol

my kids Dad is gay seriously. They are wild nasty in bed guess i just have a taste for wild nasty.

 

[Muscle_Girl]

Not specifically just when lifting, but when they take supplements and roids it tends to "shrink"

 

[BUSTINOUT]

It wasn't a joke.

Then definitely ignorance. lol

 

[BUSTINOUT]

guess i just have a taste for wild nasty.

...and fudge. lol

 

[Muscle_Girl]

LOL
OMG did you just say that?

 

[Little Wing]

What's the difference betwwen a male blonde and a female blonde? The female has a higher sperm count.

 

[mousie]

How would you know BUSTINOUT?