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Why do they give viagra to the old men in nursing homes? To keep them from rolling out of bed.
 
"But I was only going a couple of miles over the speed limit", pleaded the big city tourist from the north "couldn't you just give me a warning?"
Whereupon the Texas Ranger took a step back and fired two shots over his head.
 
A famous gay cocksman namad Grimm
was known for his buggering vim
When a fairy named Bill
asked the source of his skill
Grimm replied "I keep fit in a Jim."
 
rockgazer69 said:
A famous gay cocksman namad Grimm
was known for his buggering vim
When a fairy named Bill
asked the source of his skill
Grimm replied "I keep fit in a Jim."
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LOL, but.. whats a cocksman?
This one is kind of long

After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded
into the limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the
Pope is still standing on the curb.

"Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would
you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth,"
says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really
like to drive today."

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should

happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone towork that morning.



"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.

The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport,

the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver,
but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh, my God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.

Soon a motorcycle cop approaches in the rear view mirror. The Pope pulls over

and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look

at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio,

and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," said the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that; he's really important," said the cop.

The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger"

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger"

Chief: "President?"

Cop: "Bigger"

"Well, said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What makes you think it is God?"

Cop: "He's got the Pope for a limo driver.
 
An overweight blonde goes to her doctor desperate to lose weight. The doctor puts her on a strict diet. "Iwant you to eat regularly for 2 days" he tells her "then skip a day and repeat this cycle for 2 weeks."
when the blonde returned she had lost an nearly 20lbs. "That's amazing!" the doctor says "Did you follow my directions exactly.?
the blonde nods "I tell you though I thought I was going to drop dead on that 3rd day."
"From the hunger you mean?" her doctor asks?
"No from all that skipping."
 
oh...ok just checking,c-ya tomorrow.get some sleep and try not to dream about me to much
 
k not sleepy though
 
BUSTINOUT said:
Surely you are not serious. This guy belongs on the cover of International Male. lol
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That head looks photoshopped on, horrible picture, and he looks like a fruit :lol:
 
Mudge said:
That head looks photoshopped on, horrible picture, and he looks like a fruit :lol:
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Uh dude I didn't even look at him close enough to wonder if his head was photoshopped on..... and you do know your young gay men I got the pic off a gay website.....????
 
There must be something to this. When guys post hot chicks the girls on the forum if they say anything are usually cool like Greeky and say "she is hot" "she is beautiful" but when a guys pic is up insecurities are flying everywhere "he looks gay , he's ugly" It would be SO stupid if girls got as catty as some of you guys. "She looks like a lesbian." Jesus how gay is that?
 
rockgazer69 said:
Uh dude I didn't even look at him close enough to wonder if his head was photoshopped on..... and you do know your young gay men I got the pic off a gay website.....????
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I work with several gay men, but I would have no idea if he was or not by looking at a picture. If I post a pic of a chick that I want "delivered to my door" you can rest assured I will give it the once over, more than once. :lol:
 
Mudge said:
I work with several gay men, but I would have no idea if he was or not by looking at a picture. If I post a pic of a chick that I want "delivered to my door" you can rest assured I will give it the once over, more than once. :lol:
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I was just trying to make Mousie laugh she was havin a bad day. Oh I gave him the once over but wasn't lookin at his neck. It does look whiter than normal.
 
rockgazer69 said:
so I guess a lot of men must experience shrinkage when lifting.
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No, it's just that all the other body parts get larger, so in comparison ...
 
CaptainDeadlift said:
On a GIRL it would look good.
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I was nervous about it but it ended up really cute her pic is in my gallery anything would be cute on her.
 
rockgazer69 said:
There must be something to this. When guys post hot chicks the girls on the forum if they say anything are usually cool like Greeky and say "she is hot" "she is beautiful" but when a guys pic is up insecurities are flying everywhere "he looks gay , he's ugly" It would be SO stupid if girls got as catty as some of you guys. "She looks like a lesbian." Jesus how gay is that?
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Okay it took me 15 minutes of reading to get caught up... and we're still talking about that gay pic!! LOL

Hey I see nothing wrong with "she looks like a lesbian".. :D
 
I remember when I was 12 or 13 my mom telling me if I kept lifting weights and looking like those guys in the magazines my dick would shrink... I didn't lift weights for a while, at least not until I felt comfortable enough about losing some size. It worked out fine :)
 
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Maybe they just look smaller on a big muscley guy than a scrawny guy.
 
CaptainDeadlift said:
No, it's just that all the other body parts get larger, so in comparison ...
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okay so what I said CaptainDeadlift knew already .. That's what happens when you don't do your catch up reading
 
Pitboss said:
Okay it took me 15 minutes of reading to get caught up...
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No kidding. A half day away from this thread, and I think I could have read War and Peace in less time. Of course, I couldn't skip past all those good jokes. Is there such a thing as a bad blowjob? :hmmm:
 
These twin guys joined the services. It happened that one got a physical right after the other. The doctor while examining the 2nd twin said "You and your brother have unusually large penises, you must get that from your father."
"No the twin said, our mother."
The doctor looked confused and the twin continued "poor mama only had one arm but at bath time she got us in and out of the tub best she could."
 
It's time to shower and go eat dinner. See all you whores, er, I mean wonderful people later. :wave:
 
Pitboss said:
I remember when I was 12 or 13 my mom telling me if I kept lifting weights and looking like those guys in the magazines my dick would shrink... I didn't lift weights for a while, at least not until I felt comfortable enough about losing some size. It worked out fine :)
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Yes, I can see that. ;)
 
Did everyone miss me last night?! Sorry I had to cut out...Troj was "calling" me. :dance: :angel2:
 
You happy Mousie? Fun fun Rock n Roll highschool a little loud Ramones you can't be sad...
 
Yes I am happy RG. Troj and I had some fun last night. ;)
 
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