My daughter said the funniest thing

[Little Wing]

she also decided one day to scare daddy after he got out of the shower i was still in the shower he gets out and a few minutes later comes back in n sits down n puts his head in his hands n says "i'm never going back out there again" i had a big antique vanity with three mirrors, the tall kind. she had hidden under it planning to jump him. he had no idea she was in the room he closes the door n is drying off admiring his body doing what guys do ... which apparently in his world includes slapping your penis back and forth ... "surprise".

 

[FishOrCutBait]

Lolol!!! Tell Us More!!!

i want you to know, your daughter is going to need some VERY strong medicine, and a lot of therapy...

 

[Little Wing]

my son when he was three or so would suddenly announce from the back seat of the car "my penis is very, very hard" i mentioned it someplace here before n Luke said he was going to try it. lol.

 

[Little Wing]

Lolol!!! Tell Us More!!!

i want you to know, your daughter is going to need some VERY strong medicine, and a lot of therapy...

she is more likely to be the cause of other people needing therapy i think. she likes to pretend to come on to me. she is turning 14 in august n just got breasts the past few years. she walks around the house holding them. then she'll raise an eyebrow at me n say "yours are nice too"

 

[FishOrCutBait]

... I. HAVE. no idea what to say...

 

[tucker01]

I do! Hahaha That is some funny shit. Thanks RG

 

[Little Wing]

my kids are a source of constant surprise and steady laughter. when i'm on the computer i often will ask Tesla to bring me coffee. the other day she came in with a long beaded cleopatra style headress on n is shaking her head all around talking like "you bess be appreciating the things i be doin aron here. i ain't you personal assistant aigght. when dat money is rollin in you needa be rememberin this 'get me a coffee' shiiat. else i be all up in you white face. ain't no slavery happinin in dis house no sir"

 

[Little Wing]

today when she dropped off the mice she was english "jolly good day to catch a fish. i say old girl, you might want to drop in a line yourself"

 

[FishOrCutBait]

Whaaaaat????

 

[Little Wing]

she does impersonations. sometimes she gets carried away. she can do celebrity voices dead on like elizabeth hurly. angelina jolie as lara croft. i think her aim is to induce spontaneous peeing in her helpless victims. the occasional swear word is to test my capacity to raise my voice several octaves n also make sure i'm focusing my full attention on her. she can also do guys like sean connery, jim carey, the blue collar comedy guys...

 

[FishOrCutBait]

Rofl!!! Nice!!

 

[god hand]

Rofl!!! Nice!!

What does this shit mean?

 

[irontime]

What does this shit mean?

rofl - rolling on floor laughing
lmao - laughing my ass off
lmfao- laughing my fucking ass off
stfu- shut the fuck up
lol- laughing out loud
ghig - godhand is gay

 

[Witmaster]

ghig - godhand is gay