Never let a salesperson in your house

[BoneCrusher]

Chicks who steal mouthwash to get drunk is kinda a turn off for me. There's thousands of younger, somewhat cleaner, females on campus that Id rather bury my beak in.

Hey if she'll steal your mouthwash she'll do any number of stuff. At least you'd have the comfort of knowing the throat you were in would be 98% germ
free