New 1000lb Gripper!

[tree]

There is a new Gripper called ' The Gripper 1000', this gripper has a titanium spring and rates at a 1000lbs. When I squeeze these bitches my 22" pumps explode!

 

[tree]

And there is a 1000 dollar prize to anyone who closes them, a 500 dollar prize to anyone who half closes them.

 

[LexusGS]

what is the point of this?

 

[tree]

To show the great strength I possess

 

[P-funk]

you are a dip shit.

 

[Yanick]

you are a dip shit.

LMAO!! i've been waiting for that since i saw this thread earlier this morning.

 

[Sam40]

P.T. Barnum said it, "a sucker is born every minute". Why would you buy something that you cannot use??.

No one living or dead has ever had a 1000 Lb grip strength. Unless it would be Sampson?.

 

[GFR]

And there is a 1000 dollar prize to anyone who closes them, a 500 dollar prize to anyone who half closes them.

I already won both prises...........
Now go start another stupid thread

 

[bigss75]

Look at the captains of crush of a few people in have closed number 4 that and thats only 365lbs