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Oh my god mwahahahahahahahha

His girlfriend gave birth to a black baby proving it wasn't his? I'd have to laugh if that happened to me.
 
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AdmiralRichard said:
You mean he got his colon blasted:hmmm:
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no. he is sitting back and enjoying the spectacle of someone else figuratively getting THEIR colon blasted in what was SUPPOSED to be a greener pasture but clearly is not. :nerd:
 
Little Wing said:
no. he is sitting back and enjoying the spectacle of someone else figuratively getting THEIR colon blasted in what was SUPPOSED to be a greener pasture but clearly is not. :nerd:
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I need a bed time story do tell and talk about them in the 3rd person please:coffee:
 
:hmmm: After 13 years, you finally found out after all these years, your doggie can actually dance like Fred Astaire and sing like Elvis!

You then realised, you could make a fortune if you put him on Lettermans stupid pet tricks to get exposure. But, then, while in NY, you both were ran over by a semi truck, thats why you never came back to give us the answer!

:shrug:
 
MWAHAHAHAHAH... hey, wait a minute, yall are actually negging me! My reputation is all I have... :crying:

...until I FOUND THIS NEWS OUT OMG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL!

(Hint: Some of you are actually suprisingly close, and no the "gold" and "rich" comment was not intentional)
 
fuck I repped you by mistake, consider it a negg for teasing. :paddle:
 
Ok I got it. Your apparent transexual lover has infact fallen pregnant much to your surprise and its given you a new outlook on life. You are overjoyed with this news and find it both liberating and humerous. Yeah?
 
Crono1000 said:
MWAHAHAHAHAH... hey, wait a minute, yall are actually negging me! My reputation is all I have... :crying:

...until I FOUND THIS NEWS OUT OMG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL!

(Hint: Some of you are actually suprisingly close, and no the "gold" and "rich" comment was not intentional)
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You saw the Dr Oz show where the woman claimed to have orgasms when she takes a massive dump, so now you are bulking up on fiber to achieve the same effect....
 
Crono1000 said:
MWAHAHAHAHAH... hey, wait a minute, yall are actually negging me! My reputation is all I have... :crying:

...until I FOUND THIS NEWS OUT OMG ITS SO BEAUTIFUL!

(Hint: Some of you are actually suprisingly close, and no the "gold" and "rich" comment was not intentional)
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Awe shux!

It must've been your pet Hedgehog, then?
 
I think he knocked a chick up, or so she said he did, then the baby came out either black or white depending on what race he is. Ergo, he is off the hook and told that bitch to go packing. I mean, outside of a shitload of money, that would be the only thing that would elicit that kind of response in my eyes. Or he crapped and came at the same time... something I swear I have almost done while coming down off an acid trip years ago.
 
Ahhh, The jit and shit. A game changer.
 
You guys are surpringly not that off. No, really. :clapping:

Ok, confession time. There is actually some really outragious news that I came across that I don't really feel comfortable enough sharing with people who know me face-to-face. However, I am bursting at the seams to tell the freaking world this news, and I was hoping that this thread would alleviate some of my excitement.

It failed.

Thus, I have pm'ed one person from this thread my great news who may reveal him/herself if s/he chooses. Please divide your negging between the two of us.

But keeping in line with this thread...

OMFG THIS NEWS IS SO FREAKING AWESOME!!! IF MY DICK WAS THIS NEWS AND A VAGINA WAS AWESOMENESS, I BE GETTIN' ME SUM! ITS LIKE IF THIS NEWS WAS ALBOB AND MY JOY WAS HIS AGE! IM HAPPIER THAN BILLHICKSFAN IN A TRANNYSHOP, MANIC WITHIN 100 YARDS OF AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, MYCAT IN A... IN A... OMG I DONT KNOW BUT ITS AWESOME!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
I smell more teasing, please post the name of the person you've told your little secret. I got neggs to give out lots of time to waste at the office.
 
Crono1000 said:
You guys are surpringly not that off. No, really. :clapping:

Ok, confession time. There is actually some really outragious news that I came across that I don't really feel comfortable enough sharing with people who know me face-to-face. However, I am bursting at the seams to tell the freaking world this news, and I was hoping that this thread would alleviate some of my excitement.

It failed.

Thus, I have pm'ed one person from this thread my great news who may reveal him/herself if s/he chooses. Please divide your negging between the two of us.

But keeping in line with this thread...

OMFG THIS NEWS IS SO FREAKING AWESOME!!! IF MY DICK WAS THIS NEWS AND A VAGINA WAS AWESOMENESS, I BE GETTIN' ME SUM! ITS LIKE IF THIS NEWS WAS ALBOB AND MY JOY WAS HIS AGE! IM HAPPIER THAN BILLHICKSFAN IN A TRANNYSHOP, MANIC WITHIN 100 YARDS OF AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, MYCAT IN A... IN A... OMG I DONT KNOW BUT ITS AWESOME!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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You got a bitch pregnant.
 
Chrono Trigger sequel is coming out.....
 
dude you're killing me. I have known you for years here and you do this? And then you mention Albob? You know he had a thing for big tits!
 
Is when you wake up and the morning wood in your hand is not your own.

My name is Crono1000 and today is going to be a good day.


:geewhiz:
 
Ok whoever crono told......pm me.
 
Come on, dude, the suspense kills.

No not really, you went to africa on a field trip, killed a pygmie for some blood diamonds. Transported them on your flight home by shoving them up your keester, now you just have to find a buyer.

Then maybe you'll tell us ?
 
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