Oh snap! Danny's gonna read catcher in the rye with me!

[Titansgymflunky]

5 pointed star 6 pointed star w/e looked like the star of David to me. My bad I'm not a Rabi. If you had used your memory for math and english instead of extensive gang knowledge I swear you'd be a freaking genious. I think theres a white boy deep down inside you just waiting to get out. Read "The catcher in the rye"with me (I just got my copy and its a fairly short book), you can get it from the library, when you dont know a word, grab a dictionary. Just try it.

fine i will i got it to form the library

Nice

 

[min0 lee]

ummmm....who's paying for dinner?

 

[Titansgymflunky]

hahaha Me. I guesse, unless its gonna be a dutch situation. Jk I'll take all gay jokes anyone wants to sling tho lol. I'll admit it is slightly gay turnin this place into a book club, but hell I want to see how this pans out,

 

[soxmuscle]

Solid book. One of the ones I actually read most of as opposed to going to Sparknotes.com

 

[evanps]

Can't say that I ever liked catcher in the Rye, read some Burroughs. You won't have to worry about comprehension and there's all sorts of violence and drugs, just up Danny's alley.

 

[Titansgymflunky]

hahaha yea i like it so far, some burroughs? whats that one ab? never heard of it.

 

[HialeahChico305]

whats that book about?

 

[NordicNacho]

I didn't like it at all. But its a classic so you got to read it at least once.

 

[min0 lee]

 

[min0 lee]

whats that book about?

It's a book most serial killers read, before you know......poof!

 

[Titansgymflunky]

Ahhahahahahahaa,

anyhow if it makes serial killers go ape sh*t maybe it'll up danny's gansterism.

 

[Titansgymflunky]

I can see where it would make serial killers snap. I'm only on page 22 and he's telling a guy that his hunting hat is a "people shooting hat" Thats how it got famous really, Chapman got John lennon to sign it before he killed him later on the same day.He still had it on him when the cops arrested him.....kinda crazy.
Catcher in the rye's pretty much about a teenager who gets expelled from another school and starts to have a nervouse breakdown. Its got a little sick humour in it. So far I like it.
Book Review: The Catcher in the Rye incase you want a more in depth description....

 

[min0 lee]

I'm actually a catcher in the rear so really getting a kick out of all these replies.

 

[Titansgymflunky]

QUOTE=min0 lee;1715369]I'm actually a catcher in the rear so really getting a kick out of all these replies.[/QUOTE]

??? i dont get it, Is this something from farther along then I've read, or do you meen ur gay r somthin? It'd be kind of a odd stretch parallel.

 

[min0 lee]

Read the book again, the pieces will fall into place.

 

[min0 lee]

Ode To Danny81

Clandestine - The Catcher In The Rye

Well, Danny's a sweet young body, Danny's seldom dry,
Draggled his petticoatie, comin' through the rye.
If a body meet a body comin' through the rye,
If a body kiss a body, need a body cry?
All the lassies have their laddies, Nane they say, have I;
But all the laddies smile at me, Comin' through the rye.
Well, Danny's a sweet young body, Danny's seldom dry,
Draggled his petticoatie, comin' through the rye.
If a body meet a body, comin' from the town,
If a body kiss a body, need a body frown?
If a body meet a body, comin' from the glen,
If a body kiss a body, need a body ken?
If a body meet a body comin' through the rye,
If a body catch a body, need a body cry?
All the lassies have their laddies, Nane they say, have I;
But all the laddies smile at me, Comin' through the rye

 

[Titansgymflunky]

havent read that far yet. odd tho.

 

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Any time you buy The Catcher In The Rye some secret government agency puts your name on a list of possible homicidal maniacs or communist sympathizers or something crazy like that, you may have put us in peril by starting this thread.
I'm sure the Government filters got a red light with this thread.


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THE FBI IS THE CATCHER IN THE RYE - HiddenMysteries Conspiracy Archive

 

[min0 lee]

You didn't use your real name when you brought this book???

 

[min0 lee]

Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody......understood?

Delete cookies, IE history......etc...etc...

 

[maniclion]

Catch'er in the stink eye? I've got it on dvd right next to Hairy Cooter Chocolate Pocket on Fire

 

[Titansgymflunky]

Catch'er in the stink eye? I've got it on dvd right next to Hairy Cooter Chocolate Pocket on Fire

porn addict. lol just be normal and go to redtube.com like everyone else.

But as far as being placed on a list, I paid cash! so unless that booksamillion fucker took my fingerprints off the counter i think I'm good. lol would be funny if our government could do that kinda stuff tho. not into conspiracy theories myself. lol

 

[Titansgymflunky]

you damn hippy

 

[NordicNacho]

porn addict. lol just be normal and go to redtube.com like everyone else.

But as far as being placed on a list, I paid cash! so unless that booksamillion fucker took my fingerprints off the counter i think I'm good. lol would be funny if our government could do that kinda stuff tho. not into conspiracy theories myself. lol

check out pornhub i found a link on redtube and it blows rt away. Its so good i cancled my bangbros membership

my fav classic authors are

tolstoy

steinbeck

Mice and Men made me cry when I was a kid one of two books that made me do that

 

[Titansgymflunky]

I read the pearl in 6th grade, it was pretty good, after I'm done with this book I think I'ma read grapes of wrath.

As far as the porn goes though, I found that redtube place through a friend of mine who's a sailor....go figure, all those guys on a boat, sooner or later some damn good free porn is to be found. lol I'll check out pornhub tho, thanks.

 

[Witchblade]

hahaha Me. I guesse, unless its gonna be a dutch situation. Jk I'll take all gay jokes anyone wants to sling tho lol. I'll admit it is slightly gay turnin this place into a book club, but hell I want to see how this pans out,

What's a Dutch situation?

 

[Titansgymflunky]

going dutch, or a dutch situation, where you split the bill, min0 asked who was paying for dinner. haha

 

[min0 lee]

I found Curious George compelling, any thoughts on this book?

 

[Titansgymflunky]

Why yes I was quite perplexed that though this primate "George" continued to get into hazardous situations and in doing so envoked the wrath of his owner and peers, he continued to be persistantly inquisitive.Rather intriguing wouldnt you say? (slips on monocle)

 

[Witchblade]

going dutch, or a dutch situation, where you split the bill, min0 asked who was paying for dinner. haha

Ah, never heard that proverb before.