Olsen Porn!!

[ALBOB]

I must be out of touch or something. But WHO or WHAT are the Olsens?
(BTW I voted NO & NO).

OD

Twins Mary-Kate & Ashleigh Olsen. They played the youngest daughter on Full House a few years ago and have been flooding the market with TV movies ever since.

so you aren't referring to Merlen Olsen from "Little house on the prairies"?

So much for lunch.

 

[Arnold]

just b/c they are 18 doenst mean they are "adults"
...

as far as the law is concerned they are.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

thats true....but
I dont like their big heads, and no boobs

 

[irontime]

By the way, this double thread thing is confusing the shit out of me. What, are we dedicating an "olson porn" thread to each twin?

Sorry about that, my bad. I screwed up on the other one and the poll didn't show up

Just ignore that other thread.

 

[irontime]

Damn Cat, that was kinda funny watching you get pissed off and then Wrong thread


This thread is a screw up, just ignore it.............and yes Maniclion, there have been a few before Thanks for bringing it up .............asshole

 

[irontime]

Skinny little girls (KIDS), the idea seems disgusting to me.

But just imagine the positions

 

[ALBOB]

But just imagine the positions

Wouldn't work. The instant you tried to get either one of those little toothpick girls into a decent position they'd break.

 

[irontime]

Wouldn't work. The instant you tried to get either one of those little toothpick girls into a decent position they'd break.

Who cares? Personally they annoy the hell out of me. That's why I'd love to see them scream with a cock in their ass and then have it blown all over their face.

 

[oaktownboy]

I'm not into skeletons, I prefer a little more meat on the bones.

kinda reminds me of horses who are starved to death and u can see their ribs and shit..olsens need to eat more

 

[oaktownboy]

thats true....but
I dont like their big heads, and no boobs

bruh we get the idea...big heads..it's not like any of us could have missed that

 

[ALBOB]

Who cares? Personally they annoy the hell out of me. That's why I'd love to see them scream with a cock in their ass and then have it blown all over their face.

Damn bud, don't sugar coat it, tell us how you REALLY feel.

 

[irontime]

Was I a little descriptive?

 

[Rich46yo]

Seems to be the standard of which young female American role models are judged. As in "Who can be the bigest whore"? As much as I would have loved to have a daughter also Im actually relieved that I dont have to worry about her being exposed to these pathetic,rich,insecure, and spiritually empty degenerate sluts whom seem to get all the air time and media coverage.

Or is it that they are "victims" of the male run porno industry? I know a guy who makes porno movies. He has housewives and coeds lined up down the block to make $1,000 a movie slurping jizz and licking twat. Let me guess? They are all "victims" too right?...................take care...........Rich

 

[nikegurl]

honest question (mainly for Rich - and i'm not giving you a hard time)

have the olsen twins ever done anything slutty (that's documented)? i've seen parts of a bunch of their crappy movies (my bf has a 10 year old girl) and i'm not a fan. i just wasn't aware of them dressing/behaving in a particularly slutty fashion. are you sure?

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

honest question (mainly for Rich - and i'm not giving you a hard time)

have the olsen twins ever done anything slutty (that's documented)? i've seen parts of a bunch of their crappy movies (my bf has a 10 year old girl) and i'm not a fan. i just wasn't aware of them dressing/behaving in a particularly slutty fashion. are you sure?

70% of teenage girls are whores
99% of famous teenage girls are whores

(c) Compendium of Whores 2005

 

[Big Smoothy]

I've been out of the scene for a while....

Who are these Olsen twin bitches?

 

[oaktownboy]

I've been out of the scene for a while....

Who are these Olsen twin bitches?

u joshing right>?

 

[Chain Link]

Ok, Ill put up some pics here..
1st Is them at new york minute premiere, with Bob Sagat(Must suck to have a last name that rhymes with faggot) I look at this and cant help but thing MyCATpl is right. They do look 14.. at least in this pic.
2nd is some other premiere.. as you can see; Mary(left) has packed lunch for the month.
3rd is the premiere of Charlies Angels 2.. Just posted cuz you can see Drew's tits.. sort of. Is Lucy Lu winking at the camera? LOL
Last is Bathrobe scene from new york minute.. rool: This would be my new desktop.. but you can really see Mary-Kate's(right) Anerexia problem here, Check out her legs.

Was a pain to find decent photos; Yahoo news.. But still.. most of them ssucked. Good photographer; Just not that good looking in reality. Plus Im just now realizing how short they are.. and they have no tits!

 

[Crono1000]

not that I think they're particularly hot, but because of who they are I'd pay money to see it, but no outragious amount

I give them 6 months after this whole anerexia thing passes over they'll be in Playboy

 

[Big Smoothy]

u joshing right>?

Nope. Not at all. I live in Vietnam. Watch some DVD movies, but that's about it. Read the web for news mostly. Not pop culture.

 

[Rich46yo]

""""""have the olsen twins ever done anything slutty (that's documented)? i've seen parts of a bunch of their crappy movies (my bf has a 10 year old girl) and i'm not a fan. i just wasn't aware of them dressing/behaving in a particularly slutty fashion. are you sure?




______________________________________"""""

I thought the jist of the thread is they were going to do a tag team movie for fame. Maybe I jumped the gun a little here. I stand by what I say that fame nowdays seems to be the "who the biggest whore competition". If the Olsen twins havnt become whores yet Im sure they shortly will.

Whatever happened to talent? Maybe its always been this way. The old hollywood producers used to force kids on their knees to get movie parts. Its just sad is all.....................Rich

 

[Akateros]

Sad, poor little gits. Famous for nothing -- no talent, no particular looks -- and doomed to be trash-talked on the Internet by people they've never met for the rest of their sorry little lives.

No wonder they're mentally unstable -- and I'm sure they both are, even though only one's gone inpatient so far. Money may not buy happiness, but at least it can buy you the best in therapy.

 

[ALBOB]

Sad, poor little gits. Famous for nothing -- no talent, no particular looks -- and doomed to be trash-talked on the Internet by people they've never met for the rest of their sorry little lives.

Since they have recently turned 18 they now have legal access to their combined fortune of over $300 million. Sorry, I'm having a hard time scraping together some sympathy for them.

 

[Crono1000]

Since they have recently turned 18 they now have legal access to their combined fortune of over $300 million. Sorry, I'm having a hard time scraping together some sympathy for them.

money doesn't buy happiness albob

plus at $300 million, that's only a mere $150 million each.

if that doesn't bring a tear to your eye...

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Since they have recently turned 18 they now have legal access to their combined fortune of over $300 million. Sorry, I'm having a hard time scraping together some sympathy for them.

hard time??

damn i cant think of anything funny to say about that...

I was gonna say something like it takes me a team of people scarping with toothbrushes to find some sympathy for them....

 

[Arnold]

money doesn't buy happiness

exactly.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

money doesn't buy happiness albob

plus at $300 million, that's only a mere $150 million each.

if that doesn't bring a tear to your eye...

why cant money buy happiness???

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

exactly.

it may not directly buy happiness obviously

but dont tell me you wouldnt be a lot happier with 150 mil in the bank

 

[Crono1000]

ok CAT. Think of it this way. You remember when Albob thought buying a new, expensive, top-of-the-line wig would bring him happiness, and it only made him more insecure about his baldness? Happiness comes from the inside, not how much money you have, not much hair on your head, not how skinny you are, not how much cleavage you can show through your blouse (still talking about albob here)

 

[MaxMirkin]

Money doesn't bring happiness. The things others are willing to do to/with/for you in exchange for some of that money (if you play your cards right), now that brings happiness!