Omg

[Jodi]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/LegalCenter/wireStory?id=2129746

 

[fufu]

lawl

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

That trial would be hilarious!
Think if you and your friends got to sit in on it LOL.

 

[Mudge]

She testified that during a trial in 2002, she heard the pump during the emotional testimony of a murdered toddler's grandfather.

The grandfather "was getting real teary-eyed, and the judge was up there pumping on that pump," she said. "It was sickening."

Thats sick.

 

[maniclion]

Thats got to be as funny as the Lenny Bruce trials.

 

[Little Wing]

i posted this story in a thread asking who johnnny was. it seemed to illustrate him so well. i really expect people who had their cases judged by him will be lining up for new hearings any day now.

 

[MCx2]

Hehe, my favorite part is the headline. Are there any moments that aren't awkward about this trial?

 

[Witmaster]

i posted this story in a thread asking who johnnny was. it seemed to illustrate him so well. i really expect people who had their cases judged by him will be lining up for new hearings any day now.

We've actually not heard too much about the fallout from this verdict. His career is nothing short of ruined and his family is utterly humiliated. Bristow is a small community so this sort of "tabloid story" has a way of fracturing close-knit communities.

It was big news for a while, although, you could tell the local news anchors were somewhat unconfortable talking about it. I guess it's just one of those things you never thought you'd hear. A Judge spanking his meat with a penis pump while presiding over a trial.

 

[JordanMang]

We've actually not heard too much about the fallout from this verdict. His career is nothing short of ruined and his family is utterly humiliated. Bristow is a small community so this sort of "tabloid story" has a way of fracturing close-knit communities.

It was big news for a while, although, you could tell the local news anchors were somewhat unconfortable talking about it. I guess it's just one of those things you never thought you'd hear. A Judge spanking his meat with a penis pump while presiding over a trial.

It's hilarious when you put it that way.

 

[FishOrCutBait]

well... I dont feel bad for that idiot, at all. SOMEBODY MURDERED A TODDLER, and all he's thinkin is, "man, my penis is small."

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Come on guys, erectile dysfunction is a serious disorder!
The poor man needs to carry it around in public, just pumping away!

 

[maniclion]

At least they didn't catch him switching to the vibrating butt plug instead of the squirting one

 

[the nut]

Where can I get one?